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Paris hilton's phone got hacked. on her phonebook were names of countless celebrities including eminem and victoria gotti
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Is anyone sick and tired of this woman? She's dumb as a post and a complete slut. This is the woman getting national attention right ... and I thought our presidential choices were terrible!
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quote:Originally posted by d6veteran: Is anyone sick and tired of this woman? She's dumb as a post and a complete slut. This is the woman getting national attention right ... and I thought our presidential choices were terrible!
hmmm--sounds like my kind of woman
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I have a new daughter (16 months old now) and so I have started looking at the women in the public eye as role models for girls. Having a daughter is going to give me a heart attack I realize.
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quote:Originally posted by d6veteran: Is anyone sick and tired of this woman? She's dumb as a post and a complete slut. This is the woman getting national attention right ... and I thought our presidential choices were terrible!
hmmm--sounds like my kind of woman
You forgot filthy rich also. LOL
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He's no Paris hilton, but I thought this was funny. Superhero Money Makers Brought to you by Karber.net
A lot of people think that just because Superman never tried to make money with his powers than they shouldn't either. Not true. Superman's a moron. There are several ways you can make money with your superpowers, and a few of them are listed below.
Advertising You're a superhero. You're famous. Everybody likes you. You're the prime candidate for Endorsement Deals. There shouldn't be a single company in the Continental United States that wouldn't pay you to hold up their product and smile.
Merchandise That's right. Merchandise. You're a superhero. You have a symbol. (If you don't, please read the Costume Guide and create one.) You can put that symbol on shirts, backpacks, hats, posters, anything; and people will want to buy it. You don't even have to manufacture them yourself, I'm sure a company will be willing to make, market, and sell your merchandise and give you a hefty percentage.
"Insurance" Money Well, I don't recommend this for the average superhero. Because as soon as the public finds out about this, all of your lucrative advertising and merchandise options go away. Forever. But if you're willing to take that risk, then this may be the option for you. What you do is simple. You approach several small business owners and make them pay you a percentage of your profits or "something bad may happen." And that would be unfortunate.
High-Profile Bodyguard Hire out your services as a bodyguard for people who really need protection. Kings, princes, and rich businessmen (such as Lex Luthor) will all pay obscenely large amounts of money for you to be a body guard. Of course, you won't have as much time to save people, which means your Advertising and Merchandise options may wither.
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