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Art
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Investment tips for 2005....
Getting in before a merger is announced can be profitable.
Watch for these consolidations in 2005.
(1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
(2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
(3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.
(4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
(5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
(6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
(7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
(8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
(9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the newname:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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The light of truth is blinding to most.
More comforting to look only at the shadows of falseness.
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Bob Frey
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Even more fun check the ads google puts up on the right side.
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