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Posted by Art on :

Investment tips for 2005....

Getting in before a merger is announced can be profitable.

Watch for these consolidations in 2005.

(1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

(2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

(3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

(4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

(5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

(6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

(7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

(8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

(9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the newname:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

Posted by Bob Frey on :

http://allstocks.com/fun/html/mergers_of_stocks.html

Posted by Bob Frey on :

Even more fun check the ads google puts up on the right side.

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