growing old, i mean.....
Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.
One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 75 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe." Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I'm pretty sure I just wet my pants."
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