posted January 06, 2005 12:20            

LAUGHING STOCKS I’M LOADED UP ON.....
do your DD ! : )

POTT
I’ve been in on this one since the 70’s. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

JUGZ
Still not sure if this company is real or fake but it has a nice bounce and it’s fun to watch.

BEER
Carefull with this one. Too much and it comes up quick.

BOAT
Small float.

DOGG
I’ve had this one for years. A real sleeper, literally. Not much movement
and watch out for the occasional dump.

POOP
Stay away from this turd. A real stinker !

TNT
This ones gonna go boom. I can guarentee this will go through the roof.

posted January 06, 2005 12:29            

Lil

How bout'

SNOT....It's runnin'

posted January 06, 2005 12:40            

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Originally posted by justplayin:
BALL
--It just keeps rolling

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Watch for the bounce....LOL

posted January 06, 2005 12:43            

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Originally posted by lilpennypincher:
Watch for the bounce....LOL

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Even better Lil

posted January 06, 2005 12:43            

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Originally posted by justplayin:
BALL
--It just keeps rolling

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i believe thats 2 company's operating under one ticker.....

posted January 06, 2005 12:44            

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Originally posted by Grynder:
i believe thats 2 company's operating under one ticker.....

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Gutter play, but I like it.

posted January 06, 2005 12:59            

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Originally posted by robg:
QBID
MLON

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This is a thread for stocks that make you laugh NOT cry!

posted January 06, 2005 13:09            

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Originally posted by Grynder:
WIFE
after 20 yrs of holding this one i still cant figure it out.
never can predict wich way its gonna go.....

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Try averaging "DOWN" a little more...Sure you'll be much more satisfied.

From personal experience but do your own DD.

LOL

Lil

posted January 06, 2005 13:14            

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Originally posted by Grynder:
WIFE
after 20 yrs of holding this one i still cant figure it out.
never can predict wich way its gonna go.....

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thought i had it licked a few times but the movement gets out of control.

posted January 06, 2005 13:26            

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Originally posted by Grynder:
thought i had it licked a few times but the movement gets out of control.

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Perhaps TONG will merge with WIFE and things will come round'

posted January 06, 2005 13:28            

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Originally posted by Grynder:
WIFE
after 20 yrs of holding this one i still cant figure it out.
never can predict wich way its gonna go.....

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WIFE
-- that shell just keeps taking your money, and doesn't give you a return

posted January 06, 2005 13:28            

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Originally posted by lilpennypincher:
Perhaps TONG will merge with WIFE and things will come round'

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would definitly see a rise in volume from that.....

would also be a great entry point.

if that happens i would try for a couple ins/outs fer the day

posted January 06, 2005 13:36            

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Originally posted by justplayin:
WIFE
-- that shell just keeps taking your money, and doesn't give you a return

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Sounds like you need to dump it.

posted January 06, 2005 13:37            

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Originally posted by lilpennypincher:
Sounds like you need to dump it.

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Don't you mean pump and dump.

posted January 06, 2005 13:38            

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Originally posted by Grynder:
would definitly see a rise in volume from that.....

would also be a great entry point.

if that happens i would try for a couple ins/outs fer the day

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Just watch for the right entry point...
And you would NEVER want to short WIFE

posted January 06, 2005 13:48            

Press Release Source: Southern California American Mining

Southern California American Mining is Pleased to Announce Business Details and Information About Upcoming IPO
Sunday October 24, 2004, 3:30 pm ET

Company Estimated to be Worth $17 Billion Dollars Within 2 Days

Laguna Niguel, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 24, 2004—Southern California American Mining (NASDAQ: SCAM - News), announced today that it estimates the company will be worth in excess of $17 billion dollars within the next two days. “We are pleased with the ongoing operations of the company in several mining ventures, including our most promising operation in the ownership of mineral rights over an abandoned landfill,” stated company CEO Mario Pino.

SCAM has completed many extensive aerial surveys of the region and has concluded that many rusty cars and old pieces of furniture exist under the surface. “We plan on excavating these items as soon as possible, especially the furniture, and intend to refurbish the items and resell them at a significant profit to the company,” Pino stated. “Plans to distribute some of the recovered furniture in the way of a dividend to our loyal shareholders is also in the works. We plan on a press release from NASDAQ being issued in the next 7 days explaining our furniture dividend.”

SCAM has also entered into many strategic partnerships with other companies. “Through the extensive networking abilities available through the cell phone spamming capabilities of Global Explorations (Pink Sheets: GXXL) we have partnered with many other companies in making our dreams become realities,” stated Pino. Among the partnerships formed, are those of the likes of CMKX Diamonds Inc. (Pink Sheets: CMKX), American Fire Retardant Corp. (OTC Bulletin Board: AFRN), and iBIZ Technology Corp. (OTC Bulletin Board: IBZT).

Urban Casavant has been a great help in consulting SCAM with the aerial survey process. “Urban Casavant is a true man of genius. He has conquered the diamond mining process with his numerous diamond finds in areas of the world that have been previously thought to be worthless,” stated Pino. For his consulting efforts, Casavant has been paid a fee of 10 billion shares of SCAM stock.

SCAM is also pleased to be using the fire protection suites of American Fire Retardant (OTC Bulletin Board: AFRN). “After many years of research, we came to the conclusion that American Fire Retardant is the industry leader in the profit and sales of fire protection products for a reason. They hold their products to a high standard that is unparalleled in the industry,” Pino stated. “Even after a few third degree burn accidents and permanent scarring of tissue from some of our drilling experts, we believe American Fire Retardant to be the maker of the safest fire suites available.”

“We are also pleased to be the first company ever to see and use the wireless keyboard technology of iBIZ Technology Corp.” (OTC Bulletin Board: IBZT), Pino said. “After the many hijacking and outside company production failures of contracted businesses, we are pleased to have Southern California American Mining be the first and only users of our wireless virtual keyboard technology” stated iBIZ CEO Ken Schilling. Schilling also went on to say that, “there is no economic reason for the current value of IBZT stock. We feel that IBZT is vastly undervalued and is probably due to the naked short selling of the market makers. We do not think our current price per share value has anything to do with the fact that our keyboards only exist in the offices of Southern California American Mining.”

On a side note, besides the furniture dividend, SCAM is also pleased to announce that all shareholders of record on October 31st will receive another dividend in the form of restricted shares of stock in Mr. Pino’s next company, Consolidated Reinvestment Arbitration Professionals (NYSE: CRAP). “We feel that our loyal shareholders are entitled to become rich overnight” Pino said. Please do not flush this opportunity away, details of the CRAP dividend will be released shortly.

“This is the opportunity of a lifetime” Pino states. “Especially for a company that has not hit the open market yet.” The IPO for Southern California American Mining is set for November 1st and is expected to open for around $100 a share. “All we have to do is launch!” Pino laughed.

Safe Harbor Statement

As a cautionary note to investors, this PR is completely false and made up, certain matters discussed in this press release may be forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Such matters involve risks and uncertainties that may cause actual results to differ materially, including the following: changes in economic conditions; general competitive factors; the television network's ability to execute its business model and strategic plans; and the risks described from time to time in the company's Securities and Exchange Commission filings.

Contact:
B.S. Associates, LLP
Melvin O’Neil, 508-123-4567

posted January 06, 2005 13:51            

GLTA

Lil

posted January 06, 2005 14:12            

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Originally posted by lilpennypincher:
Keep your eye on GINA...WIFE is the parent company.....Follow WIFE and She'll tell you went to enter GINA.

GLTA

Lil

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Can't get in! Ask and Bid too high and not enough spread to make it move.

posted January 06, 2005 17:58            

NOSE
to make it dance, put a little BOOGIE in it (Robin Williams)

posted January 06, 2005 23:23            

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