posted October 21, 2004 16:05            

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Originally posted by Mario Pino:
I would appreciate it if you would not expose my next company to everyone before I IPO it. In the meantime, I would recommend that everyone buy into this little gem I found called Mellon Research. I hear that they are giving out free shares of another company called Wall Street Securities. If you buy this now, I'll throw in, I mean, I hear the CEO will throw in a free armoir chair with every 1000 shares you buy. There will be an announcement about the chairs from NASDAQ soon. They will arrive in the mail. This is the stock of the century. SCAM will also go through the roof when it comes out. We have the mineral rights to an old land fill that we plan to mind in hopes of finding furniture burried underneath to help with another promotion that will be announced soon.

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posted October 21, 2004 17:26            

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Originally posted by tigertony:
Hmm as i search further it could be Kbpt who is actually,mario,ms mario are you santa claus too.I would like some WSS FREAKIN SHARES BEFORE CHRISTMAS WAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.LOL PLEASE

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posted October 21, 2004 17:50              

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Originally posted by pillu:
I think Mario will make all of us rich.. I'm defintely sending money to the address above.. Mario don't listen to all these negative people.. I trust and belive that your companies will make me rich.. thanks in advance for the heads up..

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posted October 21, 2004 22:37              

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Originally posted by kbpkt:
I actually did make the Vodka Drinker post. I thought it was kind of funny. Hey Mario, can I have some WSS shares please?

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posted October 21, 2004 22:53              

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Originally posted by Mario Pino:
(Steamy porno music begins) Hey guys and dolls, Santa Pino has all the hot latex lovin' you crave! Slip me a few greenbacks and I'll send you a private key to my new online love den! (Steamy porno music begins)

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posted October 24, 2004 01:13            

Bad investors average down, buying more shares of a sinking stock to decrease the average price per share they have paid. This strategy is like throwing good money after bad, and is hardly ever effective. Nevertheless, individual investors seem to continually engage in this practice.

Professionals are much more likely to 'Average Up.' They acquire more shares as the stock price climbs and the momentum of the company rises. They see increasing share prices as a confirmation of their research success, rather than a profit-taking opportunity....Peter Leeds.

posted October 24, 2004 12:44              

Send your money to:

Brandy Drinker
PO Box A5
West Chicago, IL

posted October 24, 2004 13:29            

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Originally posted by Brandy Drinker:
You're right!

Send your money to:

Brandy Drinker
PO Box A5
West Chicago, IL

I guarantee I'll "average up" your money every day!

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posted October 24, 2004 16:12              

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Originally posted by Freedom Fried:
Hi Mrs. Pino! Keep issuing those shares! I need to wallpaper my gym.

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posted October 24, 2004 16:45              

For every 600,000 shares of SCAM you have on November 21, you will receive one share of my brand-new company, Consolidated Reinvestment Arbitration Professionals (CRAP).

Get in on this HUGE, HUGE opportunity NOW!

Send your money to:

posted October 24, 2004 16:53              

I mean, that's my zip code.

Don't forget! One share of CRAP for every 600,000 shares of SCAM!

Send your money to:

posted October 24, 2004 18:06            

Press Release Source: Southern California American Mining

Southern California American Mining is Pleased to Announce Business Details and Information About Upcoming IPO
Sunday October 24, 2004, 3:30 pm ET

Company Estimated to be Worth $17 Billion Dollars Within 2 Days

Laguna Niguel, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 24, 2004—Southern California American Mining (NASDAQ: SCAM - News), announced today that it estimates the company will be worth in excess of $17 billion dollars within the next two days. “We are pleased with the ongoing operations of the company in several mining ventures, including our most promising operation in the ownership of mineral rights over an abandoned landfill,” stated company CEO Mario Pino.

SCAM has completed many extensive aerial surveys of the region and has concluded that many rusty cars and old pieces of furniture exist under the surface. “We plan on excavating these items as soon as possible, especially the furniture, and intend to refurbish the items and resell them at a significant profit to the company,” Pino stated. “Plans to distribute some of the recovered furniture in the way of a dividend to our loyal shareholders is also in the works. We plan on a press release from NASDAQ being issued in the next 7 days explaining our furniture dividend.”

SCAM has also entered into many strategic partnerships with other companies. “Through the extensive networking abilities available through the cell phone spamming capabilities of Global Explorations (Pink Sheets: GXXL) we have partnered with many other companies in making our dreams become realities,” stated Pino. Among the partnerships formed, are those of the likes of CMKX Diamonds Inc. (Pink Sheets: CMKX), American Fire Retardant Corp. (OTC Bulletin Board: AFRN), and iBIZ Technology Corp. (OTC Bulletin Board: IBZT).

Urban Casavant has been a great help in consulting SCAM with the aerial survey process. “Urban Casavant is a true man of genius. He has conquered the diamond mining process with his numerous diamond finds in areas of the world that have been previously thought to be worthless,” stated Pino. For his consulting efforts, Casavant has been paid a fee of 10 billion shares of SCAM stock.

SCAM is also pleased to be using the fire protection suites of American Fire Retardant (OTC Bulletin Board: AFRN). “After many years of research, we came to the conclusion that American Fire Retardant is the industry leader in the profit and sales of fire protection products for a reason. They hold their products to a high standard that is unparalleled in the industry,” Pino stated. “Even after a few third degree burn accidents and permanent scarring of tissue from some of our drilling experts, we believe American Fire Retardant to be the maker of the safest fire suites available.”

“We are also pleased to be the first company ever to see and use the wireless keyboard technology of iBIZ Technology Corp.” (OTC Bulletin Board: IBZT), Pino said. “After the many hijacking and outside company production failures of contracted businesses, we are pleased to have Southern California American Mining be the first and only users of our wireless virtual keyboard technology” stated iBIZ CEO Ken Schilling. Schilling also went on to say that, “there is no economic reason for the current value of IBZT stock. We feel that IBZT is vastly undervalued and is probably due to the naked short selling of the market makers. We do not think our current price per share value has anything to do with the fact that our keyboards only exist in the offices of Southern California American Mining.”

On a side note, besides the furniture dividend, SCAM is also pleased to announce that all shareholders of record on October 31st will receive another dividend in the form of restricted shares of stock in Mr. Pino’s next company, Consolidated Reinvestment Arbitration Professionals (NYSE: CRAP). “We feel that our loyal shareholders are entitled to become rich overnight” Pino said. Please do not flush this opportunity away, details of the CRAP dividend will be released shortly.

“This is the opportunity of a lifetime” Pino states. “Especially for a company that has not hit the open market yet.” The IPO for Southern California American Mining is set for November 1st and is expected to open for around $100 a share. “All we have to do is launch!” Pino laughed.

Safe Harbor Statement

As a cautionary note to investors, this PR is completely false and made up, certain matters discussed in this press release may be forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Such matters involve risks and uncertainties that may cause actual results to differ materially, including the following: changes in economic conditions; general competitive factors; the television network's ability to execute its business model and strategic plans; and the risks described from time to time in the company's Securities and Exchange Commission filings.

Contact:
B.S. Associates, LLP
Melvin O’Neil, 508-123-4567

Source: Southern California American Mining

posted October 26, 2004 13:46              

Send your money to:

posted November 09, 2004 17:45              

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Originally posted by Very Worried:
What's the float on CRAP?

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posted November 14, 2004 22:57            

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Originally posted by Mario Pino:
Ka-Ching- Can you please not go off topic. If you would like to talk about another company, start another thread for it. This is for serious stock conversation only!

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Please tell me you were kidding when u said 'for serious stock conversation only', cuz i scrolled up and saw a lot of silliness going on here.
I AM serious about AMBD, however, and I didn't realize this thread was about any 1 stock in particular, just about picks in general, again - judging from posts.
Good luck with whatever stock you think will do well, though.

posted November 26, 2004 13:24              

HUGE!

Send your money to:

posted December 01, 2004 12:14              

HUGE HUGE HUGE!

That address again is:

posted December 07, 2004 19:07              

Send your money to:

posted December 18, 2004 12:13              

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Originally posted by Very Worried:
What's the float on CRAP?

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posted December 18, 2004 17:18            

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Originally posted by itchytrigger:
Well...what's the balance sheet on CRAP? We need the sheet to study CRAP. Personally I heard a rumor CRAP was "goin' south"
Also heard there would be a hostile takeover of SCAM by South American Umbrella Manufacturers (SCUM) Any truth to this?

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posted December 20, 2004 00:27            

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Originally posted by itchytrigger:
I'm sure the PR means well, but I have it on good authority CRAP has dropped. The only thing holding it up is the small float. Matter of fact; people say "CRAP stinks!" As you know, much of CRAP's assets are in agricultural products covering all four food groups. With the new diet craze...well, nuff said. Food production is down and they are turning to energy resouces, more specifically, gas.
My source is well known in the entertainment field for his honesty, maybe you rcognize his picture??

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