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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Upside: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by CashCowMoo: [qb] Ryan drove the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile to sell Lunchables to supermarkets while a college student. He cruised around Minnesota in the car shaped like a hotdog and bun to sell Oscar Meyer meat products, [/qb][/QUOTE]Many years ago that was my dream job. Every year for 5 or 6 years straight I applied for one of the twelve positions but was never selected. It only pays about 30k for the one year stint but virtually all of your day to day expenses are paid by Oscar Meyer. Food, clothing, hotels, cell phone, everything. To me it was just unbelievable that I could actually be paid to do something that I'd willingly pay out of my own pocket to do, drive around in a big freakin hot dog for a year. It's an amazing gig and one little known fact about wiener guys is that they see more nightly hotel room action than a rock star does. I'm not sure why a mobile hot dog is such a chick magnet but it is. My theory used to be that it's a huge 27 foot long phallic symbol, just a monster of a thing, so by extension the wiener groupies viewed the driver in a similar light. Hmm, if that theory is correct it's probably a good thing I never got the job. I'd have been responsible for ruining a whole bunch of frankfurter fantasies across the nation. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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