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mine kinda sucks...knee surgery in march..put me off work until about a week ago (carpet installing)..and now the work has made it worse ..cant walk without crutches now..again!!!..frustrating as hell..and the money is running out...havent played golf in 2 years and you know how i love golf..3 handicap..right now my life sucks big T I T T Y!!!...hows it going with you?
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quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: mine kinda sucks...knee surgery in march..put me off work until about a week ago (carpet installing)..and now the work has made it worse ..cant walk without crutches now..again!!!..frustrating as hell..and the money is running out...havent played golf in 2 years and you know how i love golf..3 handicap..right now my life sucks big T I T T Y!!!...hows it going with you?
Speaking of golf......
Two guys were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The first guy finds his ball in a patch of buttercups. He grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. He hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process he hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks his path to his ball and looks at him and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the guy calls out to his buddy. "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the ***** willows."
The first guy screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!"
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Jordan, you posted a new thread! Sounds like you could use some high potency medical marijuana to ease your situation.
-------------------- It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so. Posts: 6949 | Registered: Apr 2004
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"mine kinda sucks...knee surgery in march..put me off work until about a week ago (carpet installing)..and now the work has made it worse ..cant walk without crutches now..again!!!..frustrating as hell..and the money is running out...havent played golf in 2 years and you know how i love golf..3 handicap..right now my life sucks big T I T T Y!!!...hows it going with you?"
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That really does suck.
Hope you get better soon.
As for me, a good summer.
Weather has been lousy for this time of year, worst i can remember, but probably good compared to other parts of the country.
quote:Originally posted by CashCowMoo: Jordan, you posted a new thread! Sounds like you could use some high potency medical marijuana to ease your situation.
already got it brother!!
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