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dear sun god, please shine thy face upon me and my brethren, so that we may gain strength and energy from your warmth. may your rays of light make me nice and tan and grace my golf game. my new roses need your blessing of light so that they may bloom. I shall water them faithfully, always remembering that without you, (and Joe Pesci),they would wither and fade away...amen
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I gotcher, note, jordanreed, and have filed it away, but 'twarn necessary, 'cause I's already plannin on shinin on your crop and your kin....
But a hint or two:
Don't get too much tan or you'll get skin cancer.
Some golf games come already distined to be a dis-grace so I admit I'd be a failure there even before I'd be startin.
Don't overwater roses, as they like their roots to be able to breathe and hesitate blooming in too wet a soil. But remember, they make fertilizer out of urea and there is a familiar solutions that tends to the acid side, which is the pereference of roses......you get the idea.
The Sun God
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How i am humbled by your response, I am truly blessed... You have raised me up to heights i have never known...I worship your greatness..you are the one, true, god o' mine...I shall bow down to you come the early morn.
P.S. I'm gonna play golf again in the afternoon, so would you bless me again with your presence?
amen to that...
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dear god of sun, god of thunder and rain, and all gods great and kind,.. without all of you and your blessings, we would cease to exist. Course, thats just a guess, but i think i'm right. anywho...i strive to remain in your light and revel in your goodness. amen
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good morning my dear sun god, may you give me strength today to achieve my goals . grant me the wisdom to know when to get out of your shining rays. set our hearts on fire with love for your warmth and all that you provide. may you provide my neighbor with enough sun , and ask your brother,the god of rain, to provide him with water, his grass needs to grow green and strong . I know that with all you give , we will show our gratitude by bearing forth great gardens of color and turning us white people into a golden brown. amen...
oh, one more thing...tomorrow, would it be ok to worship the tree in my front yard? she has answered a lot of my questions this year,so I think she may be a god too. Thanks, oh wise and merciful one...amen again
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Thank you, my beautiful weather god, for such a beautiful day... May we all come to understand that this little corner may provide relief for all those who are tired , and thirst for your loving warmth. Peace, to my rose bush, for i go to plant it now...and i shall read a fricken book, thenseforth and forevermore...
blah,blah,blah,,amen!
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the moon is always feminine as far as i've been able to see...
The Beatles Album-Beatles For Sale Song-Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight You came to me One summer night And from your beam you made my dream, And from the world you sent my girl And from above you sent us love, And now she's mine. I think you're fine 'cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight.
Mr. Moonlight, come again please, Here I am on my knees, begging if you please, And the nights you don't come my way. I'll pray and pray more each day, 'Cause we love you,
Mr. Moonlight, Mr. Moonlight.
What about the phrase...Man in the moon?
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thank you sun god for another beautiful day...
the plant god was good to me and gave me many cuttings.. the golf gods blessed me with a 75.. tomorrow i will offer up a sacrifice of two golf balls to your swingin glory.. my mind is at peace...
tomorrow i will pray to my music god, to put on a good show in the evening... may my lips be strong to spew forth dance-giving solos.... I'll try not to drink too much..i hope the alcohol gods are on my side..maybe i'll sacrifice a shot of booze to them...amenmomma
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Sunrise to sunset is the route the Sun takes in his giant golden chariot harnessed to seven horses.
Sometimes the sun-god is also called Surya Narayana
The sun-god, who controls the affairs of the entire universe, especially in regard to heat, light, seasonal changes and so on, is considered an expansion of Narayana. He represents the three Vedas -- Rg, Yajur and Sama -- and therefore he is known as Trayimaya, the form of Lord Narayana.
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so from now on i will just ask for certain things and still offer thanks...
my gods give me such inspiration..
today i saw a beetle god on my windshield.. he wouldnt leave until i asked him to go in peace...he still wouldnt leave, so i turned on my wipers and lo and behold..he be gone! it was a miracle..praise to the beetle god!
amenamenamen
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"You know you always have the lord by your side... i was so pleased to be informed of this that i ran twenty red lights in hizzonner, thank you Jesus praise the Lord"
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my nite time god is calling out to me... I shall surrender unto Him all that my aching body has left, and i shall dwell in my bed until daybreak..
whence, cometh forth until i can verily assume some purging of mine inner self...
i shall toil with my carpet god until my sun god calls me hither to the golf course...
so be it
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quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: so from now on i will just ask for certain things and still offer thanks...
my gods give me such inspiration..
today i saw a beetle god on my windshield.. he wouldnt leave until i asked him to go in peace...he still wouldnt leave, so i turned on my wipers and lo and behold..he be gone! it was a miracle..praise to the beetle god!