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Posted by jordanreed on :

dear sun god,
please shine thy face upon me and my brethren, so that we may gain strength and energy from your warmth. may your rays of light make me nice and tan and grace my golf game. my new roses need your blessing of light so that they may bloom. I shall water them faithfully, always remembering that without you, (and Joe Pesci),they would wither and fade away...amen

Posted by bdgee on :

I gotcher, note, jordanreed, and have filed it away, but 'twarn necessary, 'cause I's already plannin on shinin on your crop and your kin....

But a hint or two:

Don't get too much tan or you'll get skin cancer.

Some golf games come already distined to be a dis-grace so I admit I'd be a failure there even before I'd be startin.

Don't overwater roses, as they like their roots to be able to breathe and hesitate blooming in too wet a soil. But remember, they make fertilizer out of urea and there is a familiar solutions that tends to the acid side, which is the pereference of roses......you get the idea.

The Sun God

Posted by jordanreed on :

Dear benevolent god of sun,

How i am humbled by your response, I am truly blessed... You have raised me up to heights i have never known...I worship your greatness..you are the one, true, god o' mine...I shall bow down to you come the early morn.

P.S. I'm gonna play golf again in the afternoon, so would you bless me again with your presence?

amen to that...

Posted by glassman on :

we could use a few days off down here JR....
i don't remeber the last time it rained...

the temp has been 100 or more in the shade every day for a week...
and 95 or more for 6 weeks at least...and that's when it rained last...

Posted by jordanreed on :

I shall say a prayer to the great sun god in hopes of relieving your predicament...

I was selfish, and hope and pray for the sun gods forgiveness,,,

Posted by glassman on :

LOL,

we are all selfish most of the time..
it's just human nature...

Posted by Johnwayne on :

Been raining here for a week straight.

Posted by jordanreed on :

well..pray to your bro, er, i mean your god..

[Cool]

Posted by Johnwayne on :

Might pray for a few nice days,
getting into wiper season. Little bugers will tear your arms off getting them in the boat.

Posted by jordanreed on :

dear god of sun, god of thunder and rain, and all gods great and kind,.. without all of you and your blessings, we would cease to exist. Course, thats just a guess, but i think i'm right. anywho...i strive to remain in your light and revel in your goodness. amen

Posted by glassman on :

OK...
Rah, the Egyptina Sun God

Thunder? that was Thor in Norse mythology,

and

Rain and Lightning? that was Chac in Mayan culture

Posted by jordanreed on :

dear Moon god...i'm going to bed now...g'nite mister moon..amen

Posted by glassman on :

mister?

the moon is always feminine as far as i've been able to see...

if anybody knows of myth with the moon being male lemme know about it please...

that old man in the moon is just horse hockey.. [Smile]

Posted by jordanreed on :

ok,ok...geez.

g'nite ms. moon...Amenamen

Posted by glassman on :

LOL, now you'll sleep much better i bet...

Posted by jordanreed on :

good morning my dear sun god,
may you give me strength today to achieve
my goals . grant me the wisdom to know when to get out of your shining rays. set our hearts on fire with love for your warmth and all that you provide. may you provide my neighbor with enough sun , and ask your brother,the god of rain, to provide him with water, his grass needs to grow green and strong . I know that with all you give , we will show our gratitude by bearing forth great gardens of color and turning us white people into a golden brown. amen...

oh, one more thing...tomorrow, would it be ok to worship the tree in my front yard? she has answered a lot of my questions this year,so I think she may be a god too. Thanks, oh wise and merciful one...amen again

[ August 11, 2006, 07:51: Message edited by: jordanreed ]

Posted by 66inxs on :

ok my son you may worship the tree. btw, please walk your male dog in the back yard from now on. the tree doesn't need watered that bad. TIA.

- the sun god.

Posted by jordanreed on :

Thank you, my beautiful weather god,
for such a beautiful day...
May we all come to understand
that this little corner
may provide relief for all those who
are tired , and thirst for your loving warmth.
Peace, to my rose bush, for i go to plant
it now...and i shall read a fricken book,
thenseforth and forevermore...

blah,blah,blah,,amen!

Posted by jordanreed on :

this is some of my favorite music....

http://www.myspace.com/tonyjoewhite

music for your soul

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
mister?

the moon is always feminine as far as i've been able to see...

The Beatles
Album-Beatles For Sale
Song-Mr. Moonlight

Mr. Moonlight
You came to me
One summer night
And from your beam
you made my dream,
And from the world you sent my girl
And from above you sent us love,
And now she's mine.
I think you're fine 'cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight.

Mr. Moonlight, come again please,
Here I am on my knees,
begging if you please,
And the nights you don't come my way.
I'll pray and pray more each day,
'Cause we love you,

Mr. Moonlight,
Mr. Moonlight.

What about the phrase...Man in the moon?

Posted by jordanreed on :

thank you sun god for another beautiful day...

the plant god was good to me and gave me many cuttings..
the golf gods blessed me with a 75..
tomorrow i will offer up a sacrifice of two golf balls to your swingin glory..
my mind is at peace...

tomorrow i will pray to my music god, to put on a good show in the evening...
may my lips be strong to spew forth dance-giving
solos....
I'll try not to drink too much..i hope the alcohol gods are on my side..maybe i'll sacrifice a shot of booze to them...amenmomma

Posted by glassman on :

careful what you pray for

you guys sent me a Tstorm...knocked out my power for three hours...

got a little rain tho...

Posted by jordanreed on :

you asked for it and my prayers to my sungod were answered...
a little less power is sometimes a good thing

Posted by jordanreed on :

Surya - God of the Sun

Sunrise to sunset is the route the Sun takes in his giant golden chariot harnessed to seven horses.

Sometimes the sun-god is also called Surya Narayana

The sun-god, who controls the affairs of the entire universe, especially in regard to heat, light, seasonal changes and so on, is considered an expansion of Narayana. He represents the three Vedas -- Rg, Yajur and Sama -- and therefore he is known as Trayimaya, the form of Lord Narayana.

http://www.goloka.com/docs/gallery/zodiac/surya.html

Posted by glassman on :

oh i'm not complainin'

power is back on and nothing got fried [Big Grin]

just had dinner a little late

thanx [Wink]

Posted by jordanreed on :

we all need to put our hands
together and thank all your wonderful
gods for blessing you with their
enlightenment...

each of us has our own gods, as we have our own demons.. or maybe not..
whatever you may want to believe is the way it is...

such is my belief...

peace and happiness..

go hug your trees..

i will, and i will pray to it at the same time..

amen once more

Posted by jordanreed on :

isnt prayin just askin for stuff?

amen

Posted by T e x on :

eh, eh..

You guys ever play poker?

Posted by jordanreed on :

so from now on i will just ask for certain things and still offer thanks...

my gods give me such inspiration..

today i saw a beetle god on my windshield..
he wouldnt leave until i asked him to go in peace...he still wouldnt leave, so i turned on my wipers and lo and behold..he be gone!
it was a miracle..praise to the beetle god!

amenamenamen

Posted by jordanreed on :

are there poker gods too?

i bet there is...

Posted by jordanreed on :

its friday nite, so thought i would start you out with a good one..

"There's a lady who knows,
all that glitters is gold,
and shes buying a stairway to heaven...

i'd write more, but thats too much typing all at once...you guys and girls know the rest anyhow...

now...back to some preachin..

Posted by glassman on :

"You know you always have the lord by your side...
i was so pleased to be informed of this that i ran twenty red lights in hizzonner, thank you Jesus praise the Lord"

Posted by jordanreed on :

my nite time god is calling out to me...
I shall surrender unto Him all that my aching body has left, and i shall dwell in my bed until daybreak..

whence, cometh forth until i can verily assume
some purging of mine inner self...

i shall toil with my carpet god until my sun god
calls me hither to the golf course...

so be it

Posted by jordanreed on :

g'nite, Joe Pesci..

g'nite , Jordan

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
so from now on i will just ask for certain things and still offer thanks...

my gods give me such inspiration..

today i saw a beetle god on my windshield..
he wouldnt leave until i asked him to go in peace...he still wouldnt leave, so i turned on my wipers and lo and behold..he be gone!
it was a miracle..praise to the beetle god!

amenamenamen

jordan?

you're like me....LUCKY!

obviously, the WIPER god heard you [Razz]

Posted by jordanreed on :

blessed be the wiper god

Posted by T e x on :

don't forget to put a lil "RAINX" in the holy vessel...

Posted by MagicK on :

And...the holy wiper fluid.

Posted by jordanreed on :

mornin, oh great and bright Surya!..

May my day be filled with your guidance

Please feel free to shine upon almost everyone here,there, and everywhere

I shall look forward to enriching my skin with your rays of delight

my hopes are with the rain god in that she may provide with water those that thirst..

Our little corner,on this board, is fullfilled,
now that we have recognised your true existence lies within each of us..no more need for preachin standardised poems, written for the sheep that follow false prophets..

please be good, oh great carpet god, i need my job this morning, to be quick and easy...for i go forth unto the plush, green, golf course at noon..i shall try to beat that course into submission...i'm goin for par today,and i prolly need thine help...thanks guys

amen............................................................................ ....................

Posted by Leo on :

Thanks JR, good prayer.

Posted by jordanreed on :

"Too much stuff"...Delbert McClinton and Lyle Lovett....sweet music to mine ears

Posted by jordanreed on :

blessed be all they who could play golf with
my sweet, sun god...
the golf gods shown down on me today,

clouds billowed gently by, while the god of wind
blew his mighty breath upon us...

and it was good...
I and my clubs were as one...shot a 74..
thank you oh sweet gods o mine!!..
I rejoice with all...

Now , as i go into the nite, i will blow my sax
till i can blow no more,
dear,sweet,sax god within my soul, come hither and enjoy all the bounty..

amamamamamen

Posted by glassman on :

have agood one...

Posted by jordanreed on :

probly have a good three or four...

thanks...

Posted by jordanreed on :

i have a revelation for ya...

all those who believe in that b.s.... stand up,and shout!!

it is sooo sad that these religious zealots actually believe what they spew forth...

pathetic... why do they continue to believe in these outside forces to guide them?..

you people are sooo sad and dreary...

and yet you continue to think that your subversive ways will have any effect upon us people with any intelligence,,,

just like the witnessess... you think that anyone that doesnt adhere to your belief, are sheep and ready for the slaughter..

how you misjudge us here,,,

you bring your minions here and try and force YOUR childish , religious garbage....you people are sad,pathetic. weak, spineless,insecure, poor excuses for humans...

i can see in my minds eye how you look...

bald, weak, chinless, snivling, skinny legggs,
whiny, leaning on your age old crutch....

big head...no body...

pathetic..

you shall not survive....you are weak,,,you know it, i know it, we all know it,,,,

i played well tonite....
the gods shined down upon me...

4 hours of ad - lib solos

you religious, pathetic, turds.....
go write another standardised poem

and if you think of it? try to be original...
it may be tuff,i know,, but ask your god for help....
if he's available....ya never know..he could be granting a ghetto college student a touchdown...

try harder next time....

you are losing ,,,and you know it!....

amen...

this is my prayer....

Posted by jordanreed on :

see ya all in the morn....

i sleep with the gods of pair o dice tonite......

so let it be written...
so shall it be done!!

Posted by jordanreed on :

all who wish to dwell in my little sanctuary are welcome

we shall discover the real truth within ourselves...

gods are all around if you choose to believe

just use your mind... its easy..we can believe anything...thats why its a personal belief..

thank you ,o great god of saxophone, we were amazing last nite...the alcohol gods served me well also...i offered up large amounts in reverance to thy greatness...

today the rain god is p!ssing on us here, and it is good...my garden is abundant with lush beauty...a little relief from Surya..
at times Surya can be demanding...but i understand her power. and it is good

see ya later, all you crazy gods....

Posted by jordanreed on :

Our many,little gods around me, Joe Pesci, praise be to Your name. I hope this place will be a sanctuary of peace and quiet for any who stop in. Many in these threads agree with me and I ask You to touch their hearts as You have mine! Bless them in this and all hours.

Amen, you wiley son of a gun!!!

Posted by jordanreed on :

bump..

i just gotta be on top! [Cool]

Posted by jordanreed on :

Storm/Weather-god (Hurrian's Teshub, Taru, Luwian's Tarhun(t) - 'The Conqueror'), 'The king of Kummiya', 'King of Heaven, Lord of the land of Hatti'.

Posted by jordanreed on :

He sent rain after the fallen Moon-god/Kashku when he fell from heaven.

Posted by jordanreed on :

Sun-god (of Heaven)
Probably an Akkadian import, this god is one of justice and is sometimes the king of all gods. An ally of the Storm-god, he notices the giant Ullikummis in the sea and visited the Storm-god, refusing to eat until he reports his news. After he has done so, the Storm-god proclaims that the food on the table shall become pleasant, which it does, and so the Sun-god enjoys his meal and returns to his route in heaven.