70-year old Bob
went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "Bob, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"
Bob
replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off." "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Bob's wife. "Christy," he said, "Bob is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?" Christy
exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"