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Today, on my lunch menu for my main squeeze and our daughter, I have planned fried hyena tongue, baked elephant hide, steamed monkey doo and refreshing giraffe snot on the rocks.
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Phoenixx, do not poke fun at my lunch menu.
Do you have any idea of how tall of a ladder I must climb upon to gather giraffe snot? Difficult and risky. In fact, so risky, last earthquake here in Southern California was reported by Cal Tech scientists as having an epicenter located precisely where my big butt hit the ground, after falling from my tall giraffe ladder.
Market Makers, I rate them as having a value equal to elephant drool, or less.
Ever visit the San Diego zoo only to have a camel blow slobber on your face?
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