I just joined www.allstocks.com. I was bored and was searching for some funny stuff. I just want to share some jokes with you that I read on some other site: Things Not To Say On Your First Date... I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I used to come here all the time with my ex. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
I hope you enjoyed it. Take Care.
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quote:Originally posted by MaryFlelpnutpuh: Hello Everyone,
I just joined www.allstocks.com. I was bored and was searching for some funny stuff. I just want to share some jokes with you that I read on some other site: Things Not To Say On Your First Date... I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I used to come here all the time with my ex. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
I hope you enjoyed it. Take Care.
So what do you think about this current administration?
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