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I figured I wouldn't get an answer from you Property Manager...
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Well, as of today I'm the CEO of the new "Adopt an Elf" charity project. Please consider a contribution or if possible, adopt an Elf for your very own. You'll thank yourself when Christmas rolls around and their home is nothing but water.
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quote:Originally posted by Upside: "North Pole Could be Ice-Free This Summer"
Well, as of today I'm the CEO of the new "Adopt an Elf" charity project. Please consider a contribution or if possible, adopt an Elf for your very own. You'll thank yourself when Christmas rolls around and their home is nothing but water.
ROFLMAO
I suggest getting Jenna Elfman as your spokesperson.
(set tone with video of homeless elves wandering through slushy puddles with no coats...)
Jenna: We here at Help An Elf want to provide job retraining so that even these lost ones can have new jobs in an ever warming and ever globalizing world.
(cut to scene of same elves working on computers and loading docks shipping in toys from China)
Jenna: For just pennies a day you too can help a poor homeless elf get a new chance at life.