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Upside
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Mr. Upside is heading to Tennessee on Friday to fish the Holston River and Dale Hollow where I fully expect to catch the new world record smallmouth. I haven't been south of the Mason Dixon line since I was a kid.

Do I need to worry about being a Yankee down there? If I just say "sumbit-ch" and "My Laws" every now and then you think I'll be ok? Probably shouldn't wear my New York Yankee tee shirt though, right?
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glassman
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my-laws? shoot, ah haint heared nobbody say thayat sense ah were kneehigh to a garter snake.

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I would steer clear of any remarks about Lincon's greatness.
Avoid expressing your obvious affinity for either of the Clintons.
Stop saying thank you and start saying you really appreshate it.
Do not ask where yonder is.
I'm not entirely sure you can pull this off.
You might want to stay home.
Or Florida.
Florida has smallmouth...
And they won't mind yours as much.
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oh yeah, and don't forget the greatest American military strategist is still R. E Lee even if he didn't win

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Lets be honest about this.
You are a yankee.
Which means that your every
utterance sounds like a thirteen
year old girl.
This means no talking....
AT ALL
If prompted for a reply
simply point and grunt.
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and if ya hafta talk? don't be askin' fer no sody when you get gas, it's pop once yer in the South,

and never ask the waitress for Ice Tea without sugar, you'll be waitng an hour while they make it speyecail just for you, go ahead take the sweetened like everbuddy eyelse [Wink]

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T e x
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cain't hep ya cuz I don't know about stuff that far north--lol, for example...Madison, Wisconsin is 200 miles closer to Dale Hollow than I am in Fort Worth...

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FYI? In Tennessee:

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.


Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. [Roll Eyes]

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.


Driving is not to be done while asleep.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/tennessee

don't getcherslf th'own in jail fer doin' sumpm dumb and spawl your vacation [Big Grin]

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an don't forget to have fun! [Smile]

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That's good about horse thieves; don't believe the one about roadkill...

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