In a post written last month, the Munchkin Man poured his heart and soul out to you in the following post:
quote:Originally posted by Munchkin Man: Hey Dudes!
The Munchkin Man comes before you with a heavy heart and a plea for help.
For the Munchkin Man had a nightmare last night of horrific proportions.
The Munchkin Man's nightmare was that Hillary Clinton really did become elected as the next President of the United States.
Please don't let this happen.
Let the Munchkin Man tell you a little bit about the Munchkin Man and his loyal followers.
Let the Munchkin Man tell you about the Munchkin Man Crusade.
The Munchkin Man has legions of loyal Munchkin Maniacs all over the world.
These loyal Munchkin Maniacs take their vitamins, say their prayers, and read all of the Munchkin Man's posts, each and every single day, wherever the Munchkin Man goes, and whenever duty calls.
The Munchkin Man, with his 56 inch waist, and his legions of loyal Munchkin Maniacs, team together to form the most powerful force in the universe.
The name of this force is:
MUNCHKIN MANIA!!!
:::::::::Munchkin Man Flexing His Tummy Muscles!!!:::::::
Although Munchkin Mania is the most powerful force in the universe, it may not be enough to stop the damage to this country if Hillary Clinton is elected as the next President of the United States!
This is why the Munchkin Man and all his Munchkin Maniacs need your help.
Please do not vote for Hillary Clinton for your next President!
Please join forces with the Munchkin Man, and his loyal Munchkin Maniacs, to make Munchkin Mania, the most powerful force in the universe, more powerful than ever before, by pledging NOT to vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
Join the Munchkin Man Crusade!
Become a Munchkin Maniac!
Join the force of Munchkin Mania!
Otherwise.................
Whatcha gonna' do....................
When the Munchkin Man.............
And his 56 inch tummy muscles.................
Come running wild after you!?
Munchkin Man!
The Munchkin Man would now like to take this time and opportunity to honor and recognize the loyal and patriotic Munchkin Maniac who has made the most difference this past week in a united effort to come to the aid of the Stop Hillary movement.
The Munchkin Maniac who is the recipient of this honor has just been named as:
quote:Originally posted by IWISHIHAD: What did you do Munchkin Man? The site went down after your last post.
Well, you know something, dude?
It looks like the power of Munchkin Mania, the most powerful force in the universe, ran a little too wild and didn't know its own strength.
The Munchkin Man has already held a little powwow with his legions of loyal Munchkin Maniacs all over the world.
The Munchkin Man and his Munchkin Maniacs will continue to take their vitamins, say their prayers, and read all the Munchkin Man's posts.
They have also promised to be more careful after this.
The Munchkin Man himself has made a pledge to get back into the gym and lose 4 inches off his 64 inch tummy muscles.
Munchkin Mania will seek to harness and focus its own strength while still maintaining its status as the most powerful force in the universe.
Led by a leaner and meaner Munchkin Man, the power of Munchkin Mania will be better equipped than ever before to go forth and fulfill its most important mission:
STOP HILLARY CLINTON!!!
Peace!
Munchkin Man!
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Is a Munchkin Man with a 60" waist really that much leaner than a 64" Munchkin Man? Wouldn't that be akin to removing a handful of sand from a beach? You'd just never notice it. I say shoot for 70".
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Which smells worse, a bucket full or a bucket full less a cup of still hot steaming manure?
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