The Munchkin Man has just awakened from a nap and a most terrifying nightmare.
The Munchkin Man is not his usual calm and rational self right now.
The Munchkin Man is still drenched with sweat and out of breath.
This nightmare was so bizarre that the Munchkin Man's psychiatrist may have him committed if he ever finds out about it.
It was so horrifying that the Munchkin Man is thinking of writing it up as a screenplay for a new horror movie.
The nightmare begins in the year 2010.
Hillary Clinton is in the White House.
That alone is a nightmare itself.
She is making one of her loud and screeching speeches, this one celebrating the upholding of the Roe vs. Wade decision by a 5 to 4 vote, as a result of the deciding vote by one of her Supreme Court picks, Barbara Boxer.
The dream then shifts to a scene showing Pat Robertson leading the nation in a vigil of continuous prayer on The 700 Club.
He is praying for an end to abortion, once and for all.
Finally, his prayers are "answered."
Suddenly, all the babies who had been aborted during the past 10 years suddenly come back to life, with newly regenerated cells, with umbilical cords and all, as zombies with superhuman strength.
They are able to pound their way out of the strongest coffins and dig themselves out from beneath the deepest bowels of the earth.
The ones who were cremated with their ashes scattered away now have their ashes flying back together, as they regenerate back into the fetuses from whence they came.
And boy, are they mad.
The baby zombies then proceed to crawl to the far ends of the earth, in search of the mothers who had them aborted.
Using their sense of smell, they know exactly where to find them.
Some of the baby zombies have to dog paddle across entire oceans to different countries to find their mothers.
In one scene of this nightmare, a shark tried to eat one of the baby zombies.
It turned out the other way around.
Eventually, all the baby zombies find their mothers and get their revenge.
Then they gang together and seek out all the womens' rights leaders, from groups such as NOW and others, who also supported abortion. They get their revenge.
In a state of worldwide panic, all the abortion clinics in the world are shut down.
The baby zombies proceed to crawl to Washington D.C. and go after every member of Congress and every Supreme Court Justice who ever supported abortion and Roe vs. Wade. They get their revenge.
Ted Kennedy is polishing off a fifth as he is about to go under the receiving end of his last desserts.
In the grand finale, all the baby zombies descend upon the White House lawn, crawling up to the front door, and devouring all the Secret Service agents who try to stop them.
The baby zombies pound down the door and crawl right inside the Oval Office, where they meet eye to eye with a frightened President Hillary Clinton.
One of the baby zombies begins to crawl up her leg, eating through her pant suit and devouring her flesh along the way.
All of the other baby zombies follow suit.
Hillary Clinton gives the longest and the loudest scream of her life.
The scene suddenly switches to Crawford, Texas.
Former President George W. Bush is shown watching all of this take place live, on the Fox News Channel, from the very comfort of his ranch, smirking his ass off.
The nightmare ends.
This was a real dream, folks.
So what do you think?
Can a real movie be made out of this?
If the Munchkin Man can write the screenplay, maybe somebody can direct it.
The Munchkin Man has even thought of a title.
THE RIGHT TO CHEWS
Pleasant dreams!
Munchkin Man
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........ .......I think The Munchin Man may be suffering from a little more than just the "Talking in Third Person Disorder"
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He needs a heroine in there. Also Munchie, your producer is giong to insist on making fun of Pat Robertson at the very least. Too easy a target.
It needs work but it could turn into something.
Gotta love a good Zombie movie!
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