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turbokid
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me and my buddys at work are rolling about this.
one of my friends came to work today saying he saw on the news that vick was selling pitbulls on ebay to buy missiles from iran. of course everyone was like "bullchit" but i found the story and its a good one !
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South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties
Wednesday, August 15, 2007

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Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.


Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.


[Big Grin]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

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“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.


hee hee...i would think he would get a better deal on surplus missiles from the old eastern bloc countries....

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I wonder why Jesse and Al havent figured out how to play their race card in this situation? I mean the guy is cashed up....and there are camera's rolling.... You know they had to twist and turn nights trying to figure out a way IN

"white people dont understand african culture"?

or maybe

"Michael is just a product of 400 years of oppression and responding to all those video clips he seen growin up of our brothers and sisters being attacked by dogs"

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What the hell???

Well, Jon Riches got folks attention. What's he gonna do with it?

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Shape it and mold it into having JQ public into believing......WE MADE HIM THAT WAY...LOL

Its a high profile case. Im just surprised we havent seen any loons come out and try to defend his actions.

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Sounds legit to me. He should have mentioned Imus in the lawsuit to make sure all the media would cover it.

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Maybe I'll sue him too. He was instrumental in knocking the Packers out of the playoffs a couple of years ago. That dashed my hopes. Should be worth a billion or two.
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