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She served 5 days

came in before midnight = 1 day
spent three days in
was discharged after midnight = 1 day

She has now been reassigned to house arrest for 40 days to fulfill her sentence.

Supposedly a medical condition is the reason for her early release. HIPPA regulations prevent authorities from discussing the specifics of her "medical" situation.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html

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My, my, my, what A surprise.
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Prolly menstration - jail ran out of tampons and panty liners.
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She probably stub her toe in the shower. lol

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Or her skinny azz keeps falling in the stainless steel toilet bowl in her jail cell.
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Let's just hope there's not a movie of all this.

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"One night in Paris' jail cell"?
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lol

Maybe she can councel other rich kids on the horror's of being in the big house?
I'm sure some phyc. doctor will be called in to MSNBC to explain the tramatic effects of this jail stay.
I know people who spent more time trying to make bail.

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gotta wonder if she was suffering from some sort of withdrawal symptoms that they won't talk about.....

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There was a report yesterday (apparently from an unidentified jailer) or the day before that she was not eating. It did not say why she was not eating or even if she were able or not.
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anyone seen her "porno"? that girl can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch...

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some web site or another... wouldn't eat jail food blah blah, which I'm guessing might aggravate anorexic issues?

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So, now I know why my trailer hitch got rusty.
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she's brilliant since she could go weeks without food she faked a hunger strike and they had no choice but to release her

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Ya, I bet she's gourging and puking her azz off right now....the ankle bracelet she's wearing is probably covered in vomit.
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I did hear that she had to submit to a cavity search. Didn't find anything "up there" except a couple of Nicole Richie's old fingernails.
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I hope they didn't tear up her 'paper' butthole if you know what I mean.

ROTFLMAO!!

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She's probably planning a get out of jail party at here place tonight.
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Actually, that was on the news a little bit ago, MCJA.
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Well thats kinda funny then, she can't be in jail for medical reasons, but she can do body shots off Lindsey Lohan
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nice work, if ...

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Maybe she was having meat-whistle withdrawls?...

Its a slap in the face to anybody and everybody....

Wonder how Lil kim and foxy brown feel about this....hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Martha Stewart must be makin foam latte's in her panties [Mad]

No biggie, I GUARANTEE after the backlash, she ends up serving time in her future.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lockman:
Let's just hope there's not a movie of all this.

Damn, I had the bucket of Jiffy Pop all ready for the Paris does Cell Block C video!
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quote:
Originally posted by MCJA:
Well thats kinda funny then, she can't be in jail for medical reasons, but she can do body shots off Lindsey Lohan

Those body shots are strictly for medicinal purposes!

How do I know this?

If I drank body shots of Lindsey Lohan it would cure me!

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Like I was saying.......maybe she got to the warden...'s CROTCH!!!


Paris Hilton ordered to return to court By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent
15 minutes ago



LOS ANGELES - Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars.

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Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.

The celebrity inmate was sent home from the Los Angeles County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m. for an unspecified medical condition in a stunning reduction to her original 45-day sentence.

She was ordered to finish her sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month.

"What transpired here is outrageous," county Supervisor Don Knabe told The Associated Press, adding that he received more than 400 angry e-mails and hundreds more phone calls from around the country.

Hilton's return home gives the impression of "celebrity justice being handed out," he said.

City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo complained that he learned of her release the same way as almost everyone else — through news reports.

"It is the city attorney's position that the decision on whether or not Ms. Hilton should be released early and placed on electronic monitoring should be made by Judge Sauer and not the Sheriff's Department," said Jeffrey Isaacs of the city attorney's office.

Sauer himself had expressed his unhappiness with Hilton's release before Delgadillo asked him to return her to court. When he sentenced Hilton to jail last month, he ruled specifically that she could not serve her sentence at home under electronic monitoring.

Parachini said Sauer reminded the Sheriff's Department of that when he learned Hilton was about to be released.

"He reiterated the terms of his sentencing order. He did not agree to the terms of release that the sheriff proposed," Parachini told the AP before Delgadillo asked that Hilton be returned to court.

But, Parachini said at the time, it is the sheriff and not the judge who decides when inmates are released from jail.

Delgadillo's office indicated that it would argue that the Sheriff's Department violated Sauer's May 4 sentencing order.

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kinda crossed my mind:

quote:
"He reiterated the terms of his sentencing order. He did not agree to the terms of release that the sheriff proposed," Parachini told the AP before Delgadillo asked that Hilton be returned to court.



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yeah, but is her ankle bracelet a gucci?

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be a good market...

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lol califoria justice and the way bush people operate the law and punishment are for everybody eles
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the Fix was in before she went In....

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lockman:
Let's just hope there's not a movie of all this.

Damn, I had the bucket of Jiffy Pop all ready for the Paris does Cell Block C video!
You eat popcorn while watching Porno videos?

LMAO

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You don't?
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I see they're hauling that slut back to the courthouse right now. [Eek!] Awwwww, she's crying! [Frown]
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roflmao....

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Judge ordered the slut back to her jail cell....hope she had a nice party last night.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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