-------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Posts: 10204 | From: NYC | Registered: Mar 2006
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As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother Kathy laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton, then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"
When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton (Mom) responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."
-------------------- Don't envy the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise. Posts: 36378 | From: USA | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother Kathy laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton, then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"
When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton (Mom) responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."
The Munchkin Man is pleased to announce that the Munchkin Man has been on the wagon for several months now.
The Munchkin Man has not been to the ABC store to buy his favorite Bombay Sapphire Gin in over 3 months.
The Munchkin Man has not been to a bar to buy his favorite Bombay Sapphire Gin Martini in over 9 months.
This is because the Munchkin Man cannot afford to do so at this time.
That's because the Munchkin Man is now a poor man.
It was all caused by this company called the North West Oil Group.
The ticker symbol for its stock is NWOG.PK.
Not too long ago, it was NDOL.PK.
This stock was mean to the Munchkin Man last year.
Very mean.
It did not do what it was supposed to do.
It did not do what it told the Munchkin Man that it was going to do.
It was supposed to be at least $4.00 a share by now. This is where it told the Munchkin Man it was going.
Instead, it is now only worth $0.04 a share.
It lied to the Munchkin Man.
It ran off into the wrong direction.
This is what has put the Munchkin Man in the Poor House.
The Munchkin Man doesn't like the Poor House.
The Munchkin Man can no longer afford and enjoy his Martinis.
But maybe this is a good thing.
During all this time, the Munchkin Man has been learning to enjoy beverages which are probably much more healthier for the Munchkin Man.
The Munchkin Man has been learning to enjoy and appreciate Blueberry Tropical Smoothies, POM Juice, green tea, ginger ale, and bottled water.
The Munchkin Man bought a bottle of Xango Juice a few months ago, but it was very expensive. The Munchkin Man has been unable to afford another one since.
Has anybody else here ever had Xango Juice? It is every bit as delicious as it is expensive.
Can anybody else here recommend any other healthy beverages for the Munchkin Man?
The Munchkin Man is trying to learn to eat and drink a healthier diet of foods and beverages
The only "drinking" vice the Munchkin Man has right now is his Diet Coke habit. The Munchkin Man still drinks about a dozen Diet Cokes a day.
The Munchkin Man loves the "rush" of the sensations that the cold, the carbonation, and the caffeine a Diet Coke delivers.
Can anybody recommend a beverage which will reduce the Munchkin Man's cravings for Diet Cokes?
The Munchkin Man is trying very hard to stay "on the wagon."
Thanks in advance.
Good luck to all.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
Posts: 558 | From: Munchkin Man | Registered: Jun 2006
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From various implications and inferrences (that is, reading between the lines) of his third person post declaring everything non-submissive to be sinful or unamerican, I don't think he has "nads" to worry about. Have you pointed to a possible reason?
(Beer is not only cheaper than tranquilizers, it is chock full of wonderful vitamins and nutriants.)
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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From various implications and inferrences (that is, reading between the lines) of his third person post declaring everything non-submissive to be sinful or unamerican, I don't think he has "nads" to worry about. Have you pointed to a possible reason?
(Beer is not only cheaper than tranquilizers, it is chock full of wonderful vitamins and nutriants.)
Which vitamins and nutrients might you be talking about? where i come from, there is jack **** in a beer.
From various implications and inferrences (that is, reading between the lines) of his third person post declaring everything non-submissive to be sinful or unamerican, I don't think he has "nads" to worry about. Have you pointed to a possible reason?
(Beer is not only cheaper than tranquilizers, it is chock full of wonderful vitamins and nutriants.)
Which vitamins and nutrients might you be talking about? where i come from, there is jack **** in a beer.
Go to any qualified source and you can learn that is so much bs, even where you come from.
You can still get the Salvaation Army and the WCTU to pump the bs to the contrary, but, if what they say and want you to beliebve were true, you couldn't grow a beer gut.
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Upside: Ah Munchie, finally something we agree on. Bombay Sapphire is wonderful gin. If you're a gin lover, Sapphire is it, nothing comes close.
Boodles
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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From various implications and inferrences (that is, reading between the lines) of his third person post declaring everything non-submissive to be sinful or unamerican, I don't think he has "nads" to worry about. Have you pointed to a possible reason?
(Beer is not only cheaper than tranquilizers, it is chock full of wonderful vitamins and nutriants.)
nutrients of course....:-) new tree ants are very healthy.
The Munchkin Man might want to check out RSHN...lol
If he wants his money back he could always buy ETIM at .0055 while its cheap...lol
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Oh ya.. All I can say about David Hasslehof is he was a customer of mine many years ago when I sold sports medicine products. He was a cool dude.. Hope he's not smoking crack and crawling around on the rug looking for his dope he thinks he dropped and really finds acoustic ceiling droppings and smokes them by mistake...lol
-------------------- Bill Gates, Donald Trump and James Dean, Willie Nelson, John Lennon and Neil McCoy Posts: 1102 | From: Sometimes Honolulu, Sometimes Laguna Beach, today in the Valley | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by T e x: lol, somebody read too much Castaneda, and some didn't read enough...
Ancient Mexican graffiti:
"Toltecs Rule!"
Most don't read enough of anything that isn't sitcoms or soaps or adds on the TV or BS on the net.
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Upside: Ah Munchie, finally something we agree on. Bombay Sapphire is wonderful gin. If you're a gin lover, Sapphire is it, nothing comes close.
Boodles
travis mcgee drank Boodles...good enough for me
-------------------- jordan Posts: 5812 | From: st paul,mn | Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:Originally posted by T e x: lol, somebody read too much Castaneda, and some didn't read enough...
Ancient Mexican graffiti:
"Toltecs Rule!"
i read several of Castenada's books, i know he went thru the ritual of "hiding" his special daturas, made the paste in the prescribed way and probably put too much on... then he "found" his lost library books if i recall correctly... (read it in '77, so i might not recall correctly)... sew one lizards eyes shut, the other ones mouth shut and expect them to be your guides? LOL no wonder he didn't like it? cruelty to animals is not good karma
i worked in a large county hospital in and just outa high school where i met a few people that ended up there for a long time from eating those seeds.. the doctors gave 'em thorazine and leather straps for the first 48 hours...
IMO? they were still better off than the guys going thru alcohol DT's... that was not a pretty sight.... i got called the devil more than once when i told 'em i was here to take a blood sample.. (and i think they really believed i was)
Native American Lore says that Datura will make you extremely powerful, there are accounts of warriors jumping over trees while on it...
of course? in Europe? they were "flying" on mandrake....
Carlos lost his way IMO... he may have found a way back, but that was never clear to me from his book s...
-------------------- Don't envy the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise. Posts: 36378 | From: USA | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by T e x: lol, somebody read too much Castaneda, and some didn't read enough...
Ancient Mexican graffiti:
"Toltecs Rule!"
Most don't read enough of anything that isn't sitcoms or soaps or adds on the TV or BS on the net.
"MOST"?// I don't think so, everyone reads alot. My kids read constantly and read on the weekend. I've been reading all my life..People in America are more disciplined than you give them credit for. A relative of mine read over 100 books last year mostly novels of which I gave her, I had 400 in my collectin but have given a lot to others. Science, Psychology, Golf, Surfing, Medicine, Fitness are my favs now....
take it easy bud ! LOL
-------------------- Bill Gates, Donald Trump and James Dean, Willie Nelson, John Lennon and Neil McCoy Posts: 1102 | From: Sometimes Honolulu, Sometimes Laguna Beach, today in the Valley | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by T e x: lol, somebody read too much Castaneda, and some didn't read enough...
Ancient Mexican graffiti:
"Toltecs Rule!"
Reality: "My wife RULES" ! lol..........and she's Italian..LOL
-------------------- Bill Gates, Donald Trump and James Dean, Willie Nelson, John Lennon and Neil McCoy Posts: 1102 | From: Sometimes Honolulu, Sometimes Laguna Beach, today in the Valley | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Upside: Ah Munchie, finally something we agree on. Bombay Sapphire is wonderful gin. If you're a gin lover, Sapphire is it, nothing comes close.
Boodles
travis mcgee drank Boodles...good enough for me
Ok, I see that you are not "most".
That doesn't changethe fact that most Americans haven't read a novel since the last one they claimed to have read (what the really did was scan through the "Classic Comic book" instead) as an assigment in high school.
Most don't read enough for their own good and most set a terrible example for their kids.
Reading the headlines of the newspaper and reading the the subtitles to dirty movies doesn't constitutie "reading" any more than watching a launch at Canaveral is rocket science.
And Lord don't even suggest "most" read science or engineering or other technical papers.
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Upside: Ah Munchie, finally something we agree on. Bombay Sapphire is wonderful gin. If you're a gin lover, Sapphire is it, nothing comes close.
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Agreed!
The Munchkin Man is jumping up and down with joy to find somebody who shares his fondness for Bombay Sapphire Gin.
It is very upsetting to the Munchkin Man when a bar runs out of the Munchkin Man's favorite Bombay Sapphire Gin.
When this happens, the Munchkin Man very reluctantly settles for Hendricks or Tanqueray Ten.
The Munchkin Man regards these brands as acceptable secondary alternatives.
However, they both fall woefully short of the quality of Bombay Sapphire.
The Munchkin Man used to consider Citadelle as another acceptable brand, until Jacques Chirac turned the Munchkin Man against it.
Once upon a time, the Munchkin Man was only a novice gin drinker.
The Munchkin Man's gin of choice back then was regular Tanqueray.
The Munchkin Man's tastes have evolved since then.
The Munchkin Man now rates regular Tanqueray as pure rotgut.
If you are fortunate to meet the Munchkin Man in a bar someday, the Munchkin Man would be honored to buy you a Bombay Sapphire martini, or any other drink with Bombay Sapphire Gin, fixed any way you want it.
Any and all political differences you may have with the Munchkin Man will be quickly forgotten.
Cheers!
Munchkin Man
Posts: 558 | From: Munchkin Man | Registered: Jun 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Upside: Ah Munchie, finally something we agree on. Bombay Sapphire is wonderful gin. If you're a gin lover, Sapphire is it, nothing comes close.
Boodles
travis mcgee drank Boodles...good enough for me
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Greetings Jordanreed:
The Munchkin Man is hardly surprised that an inferior character, created by an inferior novelist, would prefer an inferior brand of gin.
The Munchkin Man has found Boodles to be bland and lacking in distinction.
The Munchkin Man has found Boodles to be woefully lacking in texture and depth of flavor.
Boodles is bathwater to the Munchkin Man.
The Munchkin Man can see how it would be a fitting choice for you and Mr. Bdgee.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
Posts: 558 | From: Munchkin Man | Registered: Jun 2006
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My choice of Boodles is based on the fact that Travis preferred it...
He was a fascinating character and I miss him immensely...His insight was inspired and forward thinking..
I,also, am not a scholar,just a simple man,with simple wants. But I know what I like in a novel. Macdonalds Travis?..I loved him and most everything he did or thought is embedded in my mind...
I'm sorry you dont feel as I do..I think you lack soul ...
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