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What you need to believe to be a Republican:
1. Jesus loves you -- and shares your hatred of homosexuals and the Clintons.
2. Saddam Hussein was a good guy when Reagan armed him; a bad guy when George H.W. Bush declared war on him; a good guy when Cheney did business with him; and a bad guy when George W. Bush used him as a diversion when bin Laden could not be found.
3. Trade with a communist dictatorship like Cuba is wrong -- but trade with communist dictatorships like China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international economic cooperation.
4. The United States should get out of the United Nations -- and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body -- but multinational corporations can be trusted to make decisions affecting all mankind without any regulation whatsoever.
6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches -- while quietly slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
7. Keeping condoms out of schools will eliminate teenage pregnancy.
8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our historic allies, then threaten them with demands for cooperation and money.
9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound public policy -- but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
10. HMO’s, insurance companies and drug manufacturers have the best interests of the public at heart.
11. Global warming and the link between tobacco and lung cancer are junk science -- but creationism should be taught in the public schools.
12. A president lying about a blow job is an impeachable offense -- but a president lying to enlist public support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
13. Government should limit itself to the powers expressly set forth in the Constitution – such as banning gay marriage and censoring the Internet.
14. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle futures trades -- but Bush's Texas DUI record is none of our business.
15. Drug addiction is both a moral failing and a crime that justifies a lengthy prison term -- unless you're a conservative radio talk show host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
-------------------- "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
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Amen stocktrader2006! Amen! They will beat a dead horse until it comes back alive!
Posts: 1178 | From: Mobile, AL | Registered: Aug 2005
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Here glassman...here is another stick, I think you broke the one you had. lol
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quote:Originally posted by Highway: What does it take to be a democrat?
not much of anything from what I can tell. Come on guys..............lighten up!! lol
Posts: 1178 | From: Mobile, AL | Registered: Aug 2005
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My prediction................Either a Republican or Democrat will be our newly elected President in 2008. The President will most likely be male and of caucasian race. hmmmmmm.......
Posts: 1178 | From: Mobile, AL | Registered: Aug 2005
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What does it take to be a republican? Ask bolton there a great American if you like Capitian Kangaroo
Posts: 6008 | From: phoenix az | Registered: Mar 2005
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Actually, I always admired the work of the guy that was Captian Kangaroo, but anyone who claims to believe there is anything what-so-ever to admire in Bolton is a fool or a liar.
Or maybe both......
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? None. The democrats do that.
Posts: 2634 | From: The highway | Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:Originally posted by stocktrader2006: Give it a rest....there are more important things in this world than political parties.
Try focusing more attention on:
your family, your friends, and having fun while here on earth!
In other countries is not that simply.
We are lucky to live in a free country like America, and Politics and Government are very important for our countries future.
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Have you noticed how the republican koolade drinkers have recently decided politics isn't important?
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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And if you listen to Bush and believe him then you must think that chicken little was right
Posts: 6008 | From: phoenix az | Registered: Mar 2005
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quote:Originally posted by andrew: o.k for arguement sake...Bush lied about everything, Our economy stinks, the democrats will turn this country around.
How? Get rid of Bush? o.k Bush is no longer in office? Now what? whats the plan?
When the fox raids the chicken house every night, you accomplish nothing by idioticly demanding a plan.
KILL THE FOX!
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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quote:Originally posted by andrew: o.k for arguement sake...Bush lied about everything, Our economy stinks, the democrats will turn this country around.
How? Get rid of Bush? o.k Bush is no longer in office? Now what? whats the plan?
actually the market is booming...lots of dow and nasdaq companies are profiting off the war....thats why nasdaq and dow have been climbing so nicely .. war profiteering....
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