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Gordon Bennett
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Jay Leno: "It's ironic because the Republicans said they always wanted to appeal to minorities. Now they are one."

David Letterman: "What a big day. Earlier today the Democrats removed the duct tape from John Kerry's mouth. He's back and ready to go."

David Letterman: "Donald Rumsfeld has resigned. The new Secretary of Defense is a guy named Robert Gates. ... But Rumsfeld took it pretty well. He said he's eager now to move on and try to legalize torture in the private sector."

Conan O'Brien: "Senator Hillary Clinton's overwhelming victory has fueled speculation that she will run for president in 2008. ... Yeah, in other words, there was some good news for Republicans."

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Highwaychild
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pretty funny stuff...
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trade04
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Leno: You know what GOP stands for?...GOING OUTTA POWER...
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Gordon Bennett
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Huh. I thought it meant 'Greed Over People,' or maybe 'Gluttons Of Privilege.'

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little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

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