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Dustoff 1
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Oh' just great, now I got to look for that damn camera again... Hey let me know when I've finaly gone house mad.....Damn Doc's got me house bound again till thurs. Can't do nuttin, not even pull a damn weed.

This is nuts! Glad I got the net atleast..hehe

Got my fly tieing box out, I'll have so many flys I can fish in the trees!

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Dust, check the back porch...

Wiley, thanks for not mentioning the paunch...

Lava... hmmm, how can I say this? Oh, I know--POST BETTER

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You're right. That was pretty lame. I'm just depressed that Randi Rhoades is not the air right now.

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Daughter like mother. This is why we kept
her locked in our kitchen pantry until
she was twenty.

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I wouldn't let her put makeup on her brother, either!

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I have always wondered this... what happens when a gentleman gets an erection at a nudist camp?

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It has to happen.. no man is that controlled.. unless he is surrounded by Bea Aurthur look alikes.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Lava:
I have always wondered this... what happens when a gentleman gets an erection at a nudist camp?

You answered your own question...

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But what do you do when you're sprung at a nudist camp? Do you have to run and hide, or you do you just sport your wood like it ain't no thang?

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lol...

guess it depends on the reaction you get--exactly as though you are clothed...


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conundrum?

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Well, the reaction I usually get is a long, drawn stare, followed by gutteral groanings. Maybe Purl Gurl can advise.

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try an international dictionary?

perhaps dipthongs askew...

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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Lava:
Well, the reaction I usually get is a long, drawn stare, followed by gutteral groanings. Maybe Purl Gurl can advise.

I usually get pointed fingers, giggles, and mutterings of "that poor fella." Think they're impressed?
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the pointing is the worst when combined with the giggles..
Giggles I can live with.. denial somehow works.. but that pointing is hard to get away from.

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quote:
Originally posted by Relentless Despot:
the pointing is the worst when combined with the giggles..
Giggles I can live with.. denial somehow works.. but that pointing is hard to get away from.

Yep, especially when the fingers they're pointing with are bigger than my.....well, you get the picture.
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We are going out to dinner. All dressed up and
my husband smells good. "You smell good! What
do you have on?"

"I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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That was quick

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"I wouldn't let her put makeup on her brother, either!"

That is not her brother and he does not have
makeup on, you silly goat roper!

Purl Gurl

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The girls faint around me! [Smile]

Then again they usually do around me anyway.

Wait a sec. It's cause I'm impressive right? Not cause their scared? Everybodies always scared around me but I always figured they were too shocked to be scared. I'm right, right? right??? [Eek!]

Bigfoot

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"I wouldn't let her put makeup on her brother, either!"

That is not her brother and he does not have
makeup on, you silly goat roper!

Purl Gurl

HEY!

roping goats is at least 20x harder than roping cows...for one? cows rarely go *under* the fence

stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...shure looks like blue eye-shadow, though

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Heh, heh, heh....

Brave enough, boys?

Purl Gurl

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I have three left feet....don't dance....can't...
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quote:
Originally posted by The Bigfoot:
The girls faint around me! [Smile]

Then again they usually do around me anyway.

Wait a sec. It's cause I'm impressive right? Not cause their scared? Everybodies always scared around me but I always figured they were too shocked to be scared. I'm right, right? right??? [Eek!]

Bigfoot

yes, Big...

large, impressive shock a plus--a guilty pleasure, if you will...

scary? eerie shock? not so much...

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"...stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...."

Brother, oh brother.

Listen, goat roper, you ever pass a watermelon, whole?

Ever stretch your lower lip up and over your head
until your lip touches the back of your neck?

Have you shoved a basketball in your mouth?

I do not suppose you have had five gallons of
water rushing out from between your legs followed
by a bloody screaming beach ball waving its
arms and legs?

You think I am stupid enough to have more
than one child? Huh uh, no way, forget that.

I am a very fast learner.

Men, jeesh...

Purl Gurl

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"...shure looks like blue eye-shadow, though...."

Photograph is greatly enlarged, colors are
messed up; bad scan. Original looks very nice.

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We kept her locked in our kitchen pantry for
a couple of decades.

Piranha wanted to bring the boy back to our
condo to spend the night. You see the grip
she has on his neck?

Daughter like mother.

Purl Gurl

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Does that look like fun? Huh? Huh? Does that
look like fun?

Oh sure, lots of fun becoming that way but you
boys are not the ones having to pass the
Goodyear blimp.

Purl Gurl

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quote:
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Does that look like fun? Huh? Huh? Does that
look like fun?

Oh sure, lots of fun becoming that way but you
boys are not the ones having to pass the
Goodyear blimp.

Purl Gurl

True. But you get to lose that basketball in one fell swoop. When we start looking like that it takes years to lose it.
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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
[quote] "...stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...."

Brother, oh brother.

Listen, goat roper, you ever pass a watermelon, whole?

course not--if the N. Texan [sub] Cowtown (cf. "horned toad frittata" ) genome were incapable of having large objects or ideas stuffed down throats without safely digesting, you would have proven it so by now...on me [Razz]

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Ever stretch your lower lip up and over your head
until your lip touches the back of your neck?

Have you shoved a basketball in your mouth?

you know better than that--after the altercation with Joe Ruiz, was always the first to shove the basketball

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I do not suppose you have had five gallons of
water rushing out from between your legs followed
by a bloody screaming beach ball waving its
arms and legs?

no... splitter v splitee--won't argue with biology. Being said, I honor motherhood. Not something I can do...

but I do the Daddy thang, ok--for a wite boy...


quote:
You think I am stupid enough to have more
than one child? Huh uh, no way, forget that.

I am a very fast learner.

no doubt

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Men, jeesh...
women, hseej

good teacher, too...

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"good teacher, too..."

...and not always in a classroom!

More recent, I am guest lecturing for an old
professor of mine, up in the high desert where
strange events are known to happen.

I am directing a truck and up behind me sneaks
one of those Grays, you know, small slender
gray skinned aliens. Turns out the Grays are
right friendly and fun but camera shy. A rather
delightful story saved for later. You know what
they say about Grays with long fingers.

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Torrey Pines! This is a reserve right above
Black's Beach in northern San Diego, a nude
beach! Of course I know much about this area!

I am lecturing on Torrey pines and local flora.
You will notice one of our students is stuffing
her bra with pine cones before we tour the
nude beach far down below on the shoreline.

Torrey pines are very rare and survive only in
a micro-niche. Visit this page to learn of
topics about which I lecture!

http://www.torreypine.org/plants/plants.html#torrey

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What? Were you expecting more nekkid pictures?

I want to see your pictures!

Way up in the mountains. I am about to give
a lecture on Lodgepole pines. You can see
Lodgepole pines across the road.

That is my professor standing next to me, just
behind the girl with the chic hat. Remember the
girl who stuffed pine cones in her bra? Look
very close. Students are very strange.

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Christmas time in my professor's office!

Sometimes he puts me to work helping him
research. He is a geologist and I bring
in my knowledge of Earth Science which
helps him better understand development
and spread of flora and fauna within
geological regions he is researching.

Mostly, though, I am his gopher. I go for
this, I go for that, I fetch coffee, I fetch
mail. I am his gopher.

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Make fun of my big fat gopher butt and I will bite
you with my big sharp gopher teeth!

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...and do not you make fun of my age, nor make
fun of my wrinkles and do not you dare to make
fun of my wild hair!

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