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Oh' just great, now I got to look for that damn camera again... Hey let me know when I've finaly gone house mad.....Damn Doc's got me house bound again till thurs. Can't do nuttin, not even pull a damn weed.
This is nuts! Glad I got the net atleast..hehe
Got my fly tieing box out, I'll have so many flys I can fish in the trees!
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You're right. That was pretty lame. I'm just depressed that Randi Rhoades is not the air right now.
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I have always wondered this... what happens when a gentleman gets an erection at a nudist camp?
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But what do you do when you're sprung at a nudist camp? Do you have to run and hide, or you do you just sport your wood like it ain't no thang?
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Well, the reaction I usually get is a long, drawn stare, followed by gutteral groanings. Maybe Purl Gurl can advise.
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quote:Originally posted by Mr. Lava: Well, the reaction I usually get is a long, drawn stare, followed by gutteral groanings. Maybe Purl Gurl can advise.
I usually get pointed fingers, giggles, and mutterings of "that poor fella." Think they're impressed?
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the pointing is the worst when combined with the giggles.. Giggles I can live with.. denial somehow works.. but that pointing is hard to get away from.
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quote:Originally posted by Relentless Despot: the pointing is the worst when combined with the giggles.. Giggles I can live with.. denial somehow works.. but that pointing is hard to get away from.
Yep, especially when the fingers they're pointing with are bigger than my.....well, you get the picture.
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Wait a sec. It's cause I'm impressive right? Not cause their scared? Everybodies always scared around me but I always figured they were too shocked to be scared. I'm right, right? right???
Bigfoot
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quote:Originally posted by The Bigfoot: The girls faint around me!
Then again they usually do around me anyway.
Wait a sec. It's cause I'm impressive right? Not cause their scared? Everybodies always scared around me but I always figured they were too shocked to be scared. I'm right, right? right???
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yes, Big...
large, impressive shock a plus--a guilty pleasure, if you will...
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"...stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...."
Brother, oh brother.
Listen, goat roper, you ever pass a watermelon, whole?
Ever stretch your lower lip up and over your head until your lip touches the back of your neck?
Have you shoved a basketball in your mouth?
I do not suppose you have had five gallons of water rushing out from between your legs followed by a bloody screaming beach ball waving its arms and legs?
You think I am stupid enough to have more than one child? Huh uh, no way, forget that.
I am a very fast learner.
Men, jeesh...
Purl Gurl
* "...shure looks like blue eye-shadow, though...."
Photograph is greatly enlarged, colors are messed up; bad scan. Original looks very nice.
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Does that look like fun? Huh? Huh? Does that look like fun?
Oh sure, lots of fun becoming that way but you boys are not the ones having to pass the Goodyear blimp.
Purl Gurl
True. But you get to lose that basketball in one fell swoop. When we start looking like that it takes years to lose it.
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quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: [quote] "...stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...."
Brother, oh brother.
Listen, goat roper, you ever pass a watermelon, whole?
course not--if the N. Texan [sub] Cowtown (cf. "horned toad frittata" ) genome were incapable of having large objects or ideas stuffed down throats without safely digesting, you would have proven it so by now...on me
quote:Ever stretch your lower lip up and over your head until your lip touches the back of your neck?
Have you shoved a basketball in your mouth?
you know better than that--after the altercation with Joe Ruiz, was always the first to shove the basketball
quote:I do not suppose you have had five gallons of water rushing out from between your legs followed by a bloody screaming beach ball waving its arms and legs?
no... splitter v splitee--won't argue with biology. Being said, I honor motherhood. Not something I can do...
but I do the Daddy thang, ok--for a wite boy...
quote:You think I am stupid enough to have more than one child? Huh uh, no way, forget that.
More recent, I am guest lecturing for an old professor of mine, up in the high desert where strange events are known to happen.
I am directing a truck and up behind me sneaks one of those Grays, you know, small slender gray skinned aliens. Turns out the Grays are right friendly and fun but camera shy. A rather delightful story saved for later. You know what they say about Grays with long fingers.
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Torrey Pines! This is a reserve right above Black's Beach in northern San Diego, a nude beach! Of course I know much about this area!
I am lecturing on Torrey pines and local flora. You will notice one of our students is stuffing her bra with pine cones before we tour the nude beach far down below on the shoreline.
Torrey pines are very rare and survive only in a micro-niche. Visit this page to learn of topics about which I lecture!
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What? Were you expecting more nekkid pictures?
I want to see your pictures!
Way up in the mountains. I am about to give a lecture on Lodgepole pines. You can see Lodgepole pines across the road.
That is my professor standing next to me, just behind the girl with the chic hat. Remember the girl who stuffed pine cones in her bra? Look very close. Students are very strange.
Sometimes he puts me to work helping him research. He is a geologist and I bring in my knowledge of Earth Science which helps him better understand development and spread of flora and fauna within geological regions he is researching.
Mostly, though, I am his gopher. I go for this, I go for that, I fetch coffee, I fetch mail. I am his gopher.
Make fun of my big fat gopher butt and I will bite you with my big sharp gopher teeth!
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...and do not you make fun of my age, nor make fun of my wrinkles and do not you dare to make fun of my wild hair!
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