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Vice President Faces Fine for Hunting Lawyers Out of Season
"It was just a misunderstanding" says Cheney.
February 17, 2006 (AP/UPI)
Yet more shocking revelations came to light today regarding last weekend's hunting 'accident' in Texas. Officials at the Texas State Wildlife and Game Department revealed that Vice President Dick Cheney violated established State hunting laws when he shot Mr. Harry Whittington.
As Wildlife Ranger John Burton explained - "We got nothin' against huntin' lawyers around here hell; I've bagged a few myself. And Mr. Huntington's age made him a prime candidate for herd-thinning: he's 78 and way past his prime. But Huntington is a TAX lawyer, and you ain't allowed to take tax lawyers until May 1st."
-------------------- It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.
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