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This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.
This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.
This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.
My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.
This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.
This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.
My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty i think. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.
Now, I saved the best for last. You all know my BIG sister Lil, the purtiest of us all. She trades stuff she calls stocks. She says one day she will buy us a new toilet with her winnins!
-------------------- Lil,
Dont LOSE more than you can afford to invest....LOL
I'm buying low and selling into the run...
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