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lilpennypincher
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I am allowed to post only 8 images per post so, I'm doing this with two threads.

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Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.


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This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.


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My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.


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This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.


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Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath


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This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.


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This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.


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These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.

[ November 20, 2005, 22:35: Message edited by: lilpennypincher ]

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I'm buying low and selling into the run...
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Link to part two....

http://www.allstocks.com/stockmessageboard/ubb/ultimatebb.php/ubb/get_topic/f/14/t/001408.html

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Lil,

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I'm buying low and selling into the run...
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No way is Hank in jail. Unless it was recently, cause I just hooked up with him the other day at taco bell and then we hung out at 7-11 all night with those kids.


Dude, the **** is freaking HIGHlarious.
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lilpennypincher
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At Willowbrook? LOL

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Lil,

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OK, heyars some pix frum ma neyeck o'dawoods...

http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor896.htm

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Don't envy the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise.
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and? just weyest of here in Texas where men are men and sheep are scared [Big Grin]

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LOL, the school bus. I'm dying over here.

Gotta go get my Depends...
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lilpennypincher
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Sheeeet glass shur do have a purty Harley thar!

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Lil,

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I'm buying low and selling into the run...
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Glass! That photo's been doctored--the shadow from the dog is wrong...

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just cuz i like sheep doesnt make me a redneck!

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That ain't no redneck, jordanreed. Don'tcha know an Aggie when ya sees one? They has strange love interst, ya know.
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Aggie?

Art went to A&M?

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Nashoba Holba Chepulechi
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I think he flunked the IQ test and didn't get accepted. Too high.
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damn lil, travel down south recently? haha

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"Honest officer, I was just helping it over the fence...."

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I just want to make enough money to be eccentric.
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An old site, but truly worth the read

http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm

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I just want to make enough money to be eccentric.
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Does anybody else think the Red Neck in the Nokia commercial will be killed so mankind can advance?
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Define "advance" first.......
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White Trash Christmas


http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html

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Invest with your brain not with your heart.
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saw that, ric--ol' rudolph got lit up...

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Nashoba Holba Chepulechi
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quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
Define "advance" first.......
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bdgee, have you seen the commercial?

If that is what we have advanced to, well, "it's all over baby"

Oh' the Humanity of it all!!!
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Every family needs their pet dogs........


web page

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Growing old is mandatory!.........
Growing up is optional!
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Them thar ain't no redneck burd dogs, they is redneck hound dogs. They chases coons and poss'ms and bahrs, not burds. And you think you is so danged smart und edukated! Hmmmmph!
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here's the link Ric. Too funny

http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/727/Blue_Collar-_Politically_Correct_Christmas

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Lil,

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I'm buying low and selling into the run...
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