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"Between 1987 and 2002, private spending on obesity-linked medical problems mushroomed from $3.6 billion, or 2 percent of all health spending, to $36.5 billion or 11.6 percent of spending, the study, published in the journal Health Affairs..."
I fully support taxing the fat. Shoot, tax on my rotund rearend would solve our national debt! Boy, if a fat ass tax wouldn't inspire me to lose some weight!
You see? You fat people are a crushing burden upon our economy.
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Old joke Purl but still funny. I'd always heard it told as the sentimental girl who loved her mother so much that upon her passing she had an "M" tattooed on each butt cheek. That way whenever she bent over it would read Mom.
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Waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) looks at the proportion of fat stored on your body around your waist and hip. It is a simple but useful measure of fat distribution. Most people store their body fat in two distinct ways: around their middle (apple shape) and around their hips (pear shape).
Calculate your WHR tax by dividing the circumference of your waist by the circumference of your hips. Use the following tax table schedule to determine if you are exempt or subject to additional tax.
Ratio: 1.0 or greater : No tax but start eating more McDonald's hamburgers .90 - .99 : You cheated, measure again. .75 - .80 : Add $1000 in taxes. .70 - .74 : Add $2000 in taxes. .65 - .69 : Add $3000 in taxes. .64 and below : Join the military. They need 500 pound bombs.
An IRS calculator is available here for your convenience,
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I should give myself a little credit, or a big credit.
I am not to a point where I have to buy two seats on an aeroliner! I only make children scream and run when they see me waddling in their direction.
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I think it is the sound. My thighs make thunder as they pass each other. When my skin is very dry, sometimes lightning bolts fly out.
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