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BuyTex... Incorrect...here's a hint. It's another quote from the same movie....
"Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour."
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Him: She's really got him by the balls. Her: That's not so bad, is it? Him: It depends on the grip!
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Him: She's really got him by the balls. Her: That's not so bad, is it? Him: It depends on the grip!
Rounders!!!
(this is one I am sure of)
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quote:Originally posted by BuyTex: "Go. Get the butter."
Last Tango in Paris
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First guy: "Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir." Second guy: "Are you calling me an a**hole, a**hole?" First guy: "I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer."
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: i'm cheating on this one, i looked it up because it's so long i couldn't remember the lines exactly, but it is one of the best monologues in film..
"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No ****. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? Because I really wanna know. Because if it's a mistake, maybe we could do something about it. Find a cure! Invent a Vaccine! Build up our immune system! (Laughing) Get a little exercise. You know 20 push-ups a day and you never have to be afflicted with women, ever again!"
bump.....
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Sorry glass....didn't realize there was a quote still open...
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Kinda sounds like a Woody Allen ramble, doesn't it? You can almost picture him pacing as he says it.
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I'm gonna have to cheat. I don't know any movies that they've been in together.
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quote:"son, yer gonna drive me ta drinkin' if ya don't stop drivin' that hot-rod linkin...."
Now that one I know! That's Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen. I had the 45 as a kid.
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quote:Originally posted by Pagan: First guy: "Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir." Second guy: "Are you calling me an a**hole, a**hole?" First guy: "I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer."
Here's a hint...another quote from the same movie...
"I'm so terrific, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE"
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*SIDENOTE* TV's copying us! just saw the last part of an ad for "Movie Quotes" special show coming up, June 21, I think...
quote:Originally posted by Pagan:
quote:Originally posted by Pagan: First guy: "Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir." Second guy: "Are you calling me an a**hole, a**hole?" First guy: "I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer."
Here's a hint...another quote from the same movie...
"I'm so terrific, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE"
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Nope...not an Eddie Murphy film. I'll give you another hint that should make it easy....
Take a roll of the Dice and guess again
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quote:Originally posted by Pagan: First guy: "Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir." Second guy: "Are you calling me an a**hole, a**hole?" First guy: "I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer."
Here's a hint...another quote from the same movie...
"I'm so terrific, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE"
Ford Fairlane? I like the fish one better.
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