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Kate
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A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of

Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each

one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the

bar and orders three more The bartender approaches and

tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw

it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.

One is in >Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in

Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink

this way to remember the days we drank together. So I

drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The

bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it

there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always

drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them

in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the

regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the

bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief,

but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a

light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just

fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined

the Baptist Church in Sweetwater and I had to quit

drinking.. .

. . Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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glassman
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LOL that's a good one...
i quit drinking a long time ago....it doesn't mix with the thorazine....

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tigertony
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DiQuiRiesco
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quote:
Originally posted by tigertony:
Or valiuuummmm,vicodiiinnn,orrr,missle reluxerss eider,hiccccup,buuuttt,i i haave ahigh a high ummm toleeeeerense.and umm snoooreeeeeee,what waas i sssayiing,hiccoop.LooLL

LOL

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