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Wallace#1
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Sisters of ST. FRANCIS
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he
>notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It
reads:
>
>SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he
drives on
>without second thought. Soon he sees another sign,
which says:
>
>SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>5 MILES
>Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are
for real....
>Then he drives past a third sign saying:
>
>SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>NEXT RIGHT
>
>His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive.On
>the far side of the parking lot is a stone building
with a small sign>
next
>to the door reading:
>
>SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun
in a
>long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you,
my son?"
>He answers, I saw your signs along the highway, and
was interested
>in possibly doing business. "Very well, my son.
Please follow me."
>
>The man is led through many winding passages and is
soon quite
>disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells
the man, "Please
>knock on this door."
>
>He does as he is told and another nun in a long
habit, holding a tin
>cup answers the door. This nun instructs,Please place
$100 in the cup,
>then go through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway." He
>gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nuns cup.
>He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
door, pulling
>it shut behind him.. As the door locks behind him, he
finds himself
>back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
>
>GO IN PEACE.
>YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
>BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
>SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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Subject: Ranchette


> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
> was a
> very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
> little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
> for a
> ranch hand.
>
> Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
> thought
> long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire
> the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house
> than the
> drunk.
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
> lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch
> was doing
> very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
> "You've
> done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
> town
> and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
> town
> one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
> o'clock, and no hired hand.
>
> He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
> rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
> for
> him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
> off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. Now take off my
> boots."
> He did as she asked, ever so slowly. Now take off my socks." He removed
> each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>
> Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
> eyes in the fire light. Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
> hands,
> he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Now," she said, "take
> off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down
> and off.
>
> Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
> again, you're fired."


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LMAO....
thanx Wallace....

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Glass, glad you enjoyed. Speaking of voting:

QUOTE OF THE CENTURY
I voted:
I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth!
/s/Monica Lewinski


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you're in a good mood tonight....
didja make a good trade today?

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