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Bob Frey Member |
posted August 10, 2004 12:03
Coudn't help my self. Just got this in an email and didn't want to post in the other thread. Have a nice day kids or no kids! ( FYI: I have 2 girls 18 and 23 ) WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
"Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!" Adam said "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!! IP: Logged |
sunny Member |
posted August 10, 2004 12:17
Bob--This is too perfect for words...I can identify with just about everything here. (lol) Thanks. IP: Logged |
glassman Member |
posted August 10, 2004 12:24
thanx for sharing that one Bob....i guess it does re-align the perspective....LOL what i want to know is why grandma likes to buy my kids chocolate(right before dropping them back off) and drumsets...LOL IP: Logged |
Wallace#1 Member |
posted August 10, 2004 22:44
Bob, At my age, I like #6 and the ADVICE the best. IP: Logged |
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