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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Purl Gurl: [QB] QUACK! QUACK! Reminds me of a story, of course. Do not think me ornery or anything. Couple decades back I worked for a restaurant owner as a typical overworked, underpaid waitress. German restaurant. He made us wear "Lederhosen" which is how I think that word is spelt. Anyhow, leather short-shorts. Had a problem with him grabbing where he should not. His restaurant has a beutiful swimming pool out in his beer garden, was beautiful. He is closed Monday through Wednesday. So on Sunday night, after work, I drive over to a golf course, late night with a couple of 'toe sacks. Strip down naked, slip into the golf course lake and catch ducks by their feet and toss them in my 'toe sacks, uninjured, of course. I like ducks. Later, I drive over to his German restaurant and set lose ten ducks in his swimming pool out in his beer garden. By Thursday, he has a swimming pool littered and loaded with duck crap, not to metion his sidewalks, tables.... Also called the golf course on Thursday and reported him for stealing their ducks. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Heh, heh, heh.... Daffine Duck [/QB][/QUOTE]
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