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[QUOTE]Originally posted by rounder1: [QB] A man and a woman had dated for 40 years. In all that time they had never had pre-marital sex. After 40 years of dating, when they were both in their 70's, they finally tied the knot. So on their wedding night the woman was nervous, she knew that she was not healthy enough to have sex. She had a heart condition that would not allow for it. As she was preparing for bed, she contemplated how she was going to break the news to her new husband. Finally she decided that she was just going to sit down next to him and tell him the truth. She went to the bed where he was laying and sat down next to him. The husband reached up flicked one strap of her night gown off to the side. Out plopped this big, long, flabby boob....it just landed in a pile on her leg. The husband reached up and flicked the other strap off.....same result. Thinking to herself; "I have to tell him now before this goes to far," she said; "you should know that I have Acute Angina." To which he replied; "Thank God, cause something needs to make up for those ugly azz titties." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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