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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jo4321: [QB] Little boy is in the back yard playing with his toy airplane, while mom watches him from an open window above the kitchen sink. He lands the plane and says "Okay, this is your Captain Speaking. All you m-f***ers who want off, get off; all you mo-f***ers who want on, get on." Mom heard this and said, "Johnny, you aren't to use those words. If I hear anything like that again, you will be spending time in your room. Johnny sighs and flies the plane around again. Upon landing, says, "Hello, this is your Captain Speaking. All you m-f***ers who want off, get off; all you mo-f***ers who want on, get on." Mom yells from the window, "Johnny, get inside right now. You will spend 3 hours in your room as punishment for your language." Johnny dutifully goes to his room. After three hours, he re-emerges and continues his play with his toy airplane with mom watching closely. Upon landing the plane, he says sweetly, "This is your captain speaking. All you nice people who want to deplane, you may deplane now. All you nice people who want to board, you may board now. [b]And all you mo-f**kers pissed off about the three-hour delay, see the b*tch in the kitchen"[/b] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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