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trade04	posted saw a comercial for something i have but i want to know how/how much they pay? anyone ever done on of these? i expect a decent amount of cash for sacrificing myself as a lab rat...
Gordon Bennett	posted I had my hands reversed last year. It's kind of a pain to use them now, but hey! Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
Upside	posted Penile reduction a few years back, 100.00 per inch. Earned me 500 bucks. Thinking about going back in as I still can't wear shorts in the summer.
Gordon Bennett	posted I also had the soles of my feet surgically grafted to my buttocks last July. I got eighty-five bucks for that one!
T e x	posted quote: Originally posted by Upside: Penile reduction a few years back, 100.00 per inch. Earned me 500 bucks. Thinking about going back in as I still can't wear shorts in the summer. izzat when the fascination w lesbians started?
bdgee	posted Can't be, Tex. It's something you are born with, just like being a homo....
Upside	posted quote: Originally posted by T e x: quote: Originally posted by Upside: Penile reduction a few years back, 100.00 per inch. Earned me 500 bucks. Thinking about going back in as I still can't wear shorts in the summer. izzat when the fascination w lesbians started? I think it's when their fascination with me started.
T e x	posted quote: Originally posted by bdgee: Can't be, Tex. It's something you are born with, just like being a homo.... the urge to cut?
T e x	posted quote: Originally posted by Upside: quote: Originally posted by T e x: quote: Originally posted by Upside: Penile reduction a few years back, 100.00 per inch. Earned me 500 bucks. Thinking about going back in as I still can't wear shorts in the summer. izzat when the fascination w lesbians started? I think it's when their fascination with me started. could be...eyeing you for Head Eunech job, maybe?
Upside	posted Kind of funny, last summer I had a variation on an old joke. I was fishing with a buddy when we both had to pee at the same time. Standing on opposite sides of the boat he made the comment "boy, that water's cold", my reply was "yeah, pretty deep too".
T e x	posted reminds me of the time I streaked a Halloween party...then turned and just stood looking at some at the crowd... Suddenly, one of the gals yelled out, "Oh, I get it it--he's dressed up as a tripod!"
IWISHIHAD	posted Only in your dreams... Tex at your age be thankful it still works without hurting.
stocktrader2006	posted Just the kind of answers that I expected from the people here. trade04...you just set yourself up for this one.
Jo4321	posted Well, I'll try and give you a serious answer, Trade04. I have not ever been in a clinical trial, but my mother used to do them all the time. Usually, she would do them over a weekend. They give a control group a placebo and the other group gets the drug. You do not know which group you are in. What they use the clinical trials that she was in was to find out possible reactions to the drug. They usually put you up in a clinic. You can watch TV, read magazines, work on projects during that time, but you don't leave. You have to give blood when they want you to, or have your temperature taken whenever. I don't know a whole lot about pay, but I think Mom got a couple hundred each time. She enjoyed doing them, cause she got a break from Dad! There are also trials where you don't stay overnight and you have to report once or twice a week, but my mom never did those kind. Jo
Gordon Bennett	posted And (if you're lucky) you might grow a third arm!
Upside	posted My wife participated in a couple. Wound up growing a third boob in the middle of her back. Comes in real handy for slow dancing.
andrew	posted lol...I guess she needs a couple pillows under her head to sleep at night.
NaturalResources	posted quote: Originally posted by Jo4321: Well, I'll try and give you a serious answer, Trade04. I have not ever been in a clinical trial, but my mother used to do them all the time. Usually, she would do them over a weekend. They give a control group a placebo and the other group gets the drug. You do not know which group you are in. What they use the clinical trials that she was in was to find out possible reactions to the drug. They usually put you up in a clinic. You can watch TV, read magazines, work on projects during that time, but you don't leave. You have to give blood when they want you to, or have your temperature taken whenever. I don't know a whole lot about pay, but I think Mom got a couple hundred each time. She enjoyed doing them, cause she got a break from Dad! There are also trials where you don't stay overnight and you have to report once or twice a week, but my mom never did those kind. Jo Good Post Jo. Keep in mind Trade04 that you might have to have a physical and blood tests + sign tons of paperwork before you can even join the clinical trials.
trade04	posted quote: Originally posted by stocktrader2006: Just the kind of answers that I expected from the people here. trade04...you just set yourself up for this one. word to that....not ONE decent response lmao..
Gordon Bennett	posted I recommend you sign yourself up for as many clinical trials as you can, trade04. Five or six a day, if possible.
Jo4321	posted quote: word to that....not ONE decent response lmao.. Gee, you hurt my feelings, Trade04.
glassman	posted i did read a book once, about a guy who really did volunteer for some clinical trials... the title was Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test... the guy who was in the trials? he went on to write One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest.... reading that book? it convinced me not to consider volunteering for clinical trials... heck, they are only "practicing" their medicine on you when you go to the doctors anyway...
10of13	posted LMAO... quote: Originally posted by Upside: My wife participated in a couple. Wound up growing a third boob in the middle of her back. Comes in real handy for slow dancing.
bdgee	posted Yeah and think about how convienient it is for the papoose.
bond006	posted I have but I never will as long as republicans run everything