alright, lads and lassies-- square thy shoulders, sharpen thine eyes and thy spears... HERE, then- see this gold doubloon? i nail it HERE, to the mast, and the first to spot the evil fish who took our many legs shall have it!! upon my oath! look ye to the DEPTHS of pps, A-G starting monday and the whole of the October month, spot the spineless creature as it RISES, plunge DEEP the 'poon and harvest the greasy bounty!! and ye others, the boycotters, outriders, hold fast thy course and let those of keener eye and broader shoulder bring the rascal to book!! a blood oath then- BRING ME MOBY DICK!! Posted by podcaster on :
well, my hearties, Moby has run for the A-G depths this week... but i'll warrant that even such as he must now and again draw breath!! an when he breaches next, be ready!!! Armorer -- fashion us the best of spears-- barb them- nay, treble the barbs!! an' at the moment of white heat dip them in blood an' wine-- the blood of us who've lost so much at the miscreant's fearsome jaws!! mixed with the sweet red wine of victory!! you there- mate of the crow's nest-- peel yer eyes, then-- an' give a shout first sign of a blow!! say to us: THAR SHE BLOWS!! BRING US MOBY DICK!!!!!!
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