'Here's tonights top ten list. The category tonight 'Top ten shows on the new gay cable network'. I was not aware of this but apparently there is a new (stuttering saying 'gable') gay cable channel entitled the Q TELEVISION NETWORK. What would the Q stand for? (Laughs) It will debut later this month to provide programming for the gay, lesbian and bi-sexual community. It would be nice if the bi-sexuals got their own channel (laughs).'
Paul: (Cannot make out what he is saying, not important though)'Give bi-sexuals their own, lesbians over here, everyone should have hi-def (joke from earlier in the show) (laughs).'
Dave: 'Give 'em a chance' and 'That's right' and 'I think so' were said while Paul was talking.
Dave: 'Anyway, there is a new gay cable channel entitled Q Television Network and they are going to begin programming, by the way I was told we will be in hi-def in September.'
Paul: 'Why aren't we in hi-def now'
Dave: 'I don't know, why weren't we in hi-def two years ago? I'll be dead in September, the new guy will be in hi-def' (Laughs). Uhh, OK, so anyway, did you open the thing?'
Paul: 'It's open.'
Dave: 'Uhhh, the top ten shows, the top ten shows now, these are the top ten new show on the gay cable network. Anyway here are the shows:
10. Everybody Love Raymond, Especially Steve 9. CSI: San Francisco 8. Inside the Actors Studio Apartment in the West Village 7. Law and Order: Special Antiqing Unit 6. King of Queens 5. Desperate Houseboys 4. Stone Philips -- Unleashed 3. Malcolm in the Middle (Huge Laughs) 2. My Wife and Kids... Have no idea 1. Press the Meat'