Ordering people to shelter in place and grab go kits, something done as a precaution to a terrorist alert.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Jimmy Hoffa is shooting it out with the FBI.
There is a police shooting range beneath the Rayburn Building.
Kira
Posted by westcott on :
Not really a time for jokes, IMHO.
I have family on Capital Hill.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
anal
Kira
Posted by westcott on :
Hardly, I have family members who work on Capital Hill and you crack jokes about gun shots in their work place.
You have reached a new low.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
psychotically anal
Kira
Posted by jordanreed on :
quote:Originally posted by westcott: Hardly, I have family members who work on Capital Hill and you crack jokes about gun shots in their work place.
You have reached a new low.
maybe you should try to contact them... why are you wasting your time here?
Posted by deleet on :
purl you're unbelievably insensitive. How is caring about your own family anal? I gotta agree, you've reached a new low.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
wealthy braindead whore
Kira
* my comment is in response to a Sgt. "forgot name" who commented I am a braindead whore. His article has been removed by someone.
[ May 26, 2006, 11:46: Message edited by: Purl Gurl ]
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Westcott, hopefully your folks are OK...Scattered reports as you well know..
Gotta be tuff for ya...
Maybe a cell Call.... maybe they will call you.
If you do, I wouldn't post the call, I know you that, but just a reminder..
Posted by westcott on :
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: [QUOTE]should try to contact them... why are you wasting your time here?
What is wrong with you people?
I can multi-task by reading a forum and calling on a cell phone.
I am in Tampa, Florida...they are in D.C....it's not like I can drop what I am doing and head to the Hill.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Very sketchy details , hopefully just a car backfire...
Posted by Bob Frey on :
Any one know where Chaney is?
Hunting in the garage?
I know insensitive comment...
Posted by bdgee on :
Hunting what, Bob?
Democrats?
Liberals?
ACLU members?
"Mr." Valorie Plame?
Posted by Doniboy on :
The Capitol Building is back open and so far no one seems to be hurt.
Posted by DIGDOUGH on :
Bob i'll bet Jay leno would use that.
Posted by westcott on :
All those I am personally concerned about seem to be safe.
To all the jokesters: perhaps you could wait until the dust settles to make your little jib-jabs. Reading that stuff while your stomach is in your feet is enraging.
And Purl talks about Karma. Based on your above behavior, Purl, I wouldn't go outside for a few months.
Have a great weekend all...
W
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
All checks are negative so far any trouble....
Looks like your OK there Westcott..
Posted by westcott on :
Thanks Dust...and again, I appreciate your sentiments.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Yes, there is a firing range in the Complex.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
You think I am insensitive, you should hear Bill Handal, an AM radio host over in L.A.
He is talking "single bullet theory" and Lee Harvey Oswald. No mention, yet, of Cheney hunting Quayle.
Jay Leno will have fun with this one.
When you cannot laugh in the face of Death, you are good as dead.
Kira
Posted by bdgee on :
quote:Originally posted by westcott: All those I am personally concerned about seem to be safe.
To all the jokesters: perhaps you could wait until the dust settles to make your little jib-jabs. Reading that stuff while your stomach is in your feet is enraging.
And Purl talks about Karma. Based on your above behavior, Purl, I wouldn't go outside for a few months.
Have a great weekend all...
W
Just a bit of advice and nothing more.....
I'd be careful speaking ill of or in anger to Lady Purl, whatever reasons I thought I had that warranted it.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
pfftt... the boy is absolutely transparent. He is using his "family members" as an excuse to berate another.
Karma will get you for that.
Westcott, I am curious. Why is your job more important than your family?
Kira
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Well, now they are saying they cought a man with a gun....Looking like the roller coaster has not stopped just yet..
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Now they say no suspect in custody..
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Now they say back to lock down?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
You know, I crack a joke about Jimmy Hoffa to ease tension, then offer information about a police shooting range beneath the building as a possible reason for sound of gunfire, to further ease tension.
In response, a person siezes a chance to berate and belittle another. He is not concerned about his family. He is spending his time here employing a lame excuse to spread discontent and hatred.
Karma will certainly get you for that. Maybe She is doing that, right now.
Kira
* edited to correct spelling
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Now they are saying it was gunfire, does that mean there was no backfire? Geez----------------
Posted by bdgee on :
Is Karma a blonde?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Yes, Karma is a blond but has auburn roots.
No connection to Boy George.
Westcott, I notice you are very busy posting here and elsewhere. Why are you not on the phone calling family, calling friends, calling anybody and everybody requesting a safety check on your family members?
That is what I would be doing rather than being here posting articles.
You expect readers to actually believe you are concerned?
Kira
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Anybody else seeing images of " The Keystone Cops " ?
Now press release of a man hidig with a gun in the Gym.....
Posted by westcott on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: pfftt... the boy is absolutely transparent. He is using his "family members" as an excuse to berate another.
Karma will get you for that.
Westcott, I am curious. Why is your job more important than your family?
Kira
I did not berate you. You berated yourself by mocking an incident that may involve personal family members. I view that is distasteful. I don't care what classless radio jockeys are saying about a given incident. If it makes you feel better that other people are swimming in the same cesspool as you then enjoy the company.
My job is not more important that my family. As soon as I read Dust's thread topic I turned on the news and immediately attempted to contact family members. As I mentioned, you can not do much from Tampa when the incident is in D.C.
Purl, you are prideful, unwilling to admit you are wrong and throwing more gasoline on the fire. I think you have built a cult-like following here and are upset I have taken you to task for some things you have posted, but today you made it personal.
A simple apology would defuse all of this. We all are strengthened by swallowing a little pride every now and again. I suggest you look into this…
W
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Report of a man in the gym with a gun.
Richard Simmons developing a new tough guy image.
Kira
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"I think you have built a cult-like following here...."
I warned you I am the Witch of Wallstreet.
Now genuflect and kiss my ring.
Kira
Posted by westcott on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Westcott, I notice you are very busy posting here and elsewhere. Why are you not on the phone calling family, calling friends, calling anybody and everybody requesting a safety check on your family members?
Bone-up on your ability to comprehend simple thoughts, Purl. I already informed the board in this thread that those I care about are safe.
Posted by vg on :
You could get as angry as you want but my gurl purl has skin as thick as an elephant and looks like a whale so its no use.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
You forgot to genuflect and kiss my ring before speaking. You also did not ask permission to speak.
Court Guards! Take this infidel out and behead him!
Kira
Posted by westcott on :
I have seen her photographs and understand why she would need to be thick-skinned.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
A naked whale.
Kira
Posted by westcott on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: I warned you I am the Witch of Wallstreet.
Now genuflect and kiss my ring.
Life experience has taught me the strongest personalities cloak the deepest insecurities and pathological need for attention. Sorry your daddy didn't hug you much, Purl - can't blame 'em.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Well, can I have permission to joke around now? LOL
Westcott your people are OK right? If so I gotta get back in the Fray! Everyone has given me material for about Million One liners.LOL
Purl and Wescott, FREE ME!
Posted by westcott on :
My family is fine, Dust.
Posted by jordanreed on :
suffering the slings and arrows... been a fun morning on the front..
Posted by bdgee on :
quote:Originally posted by westcott:
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: I warned you I am the Witch of Wallstreet.
Now genuflect and kiss my ring.
Life experience has taught me the strongest personalities cloak the deepest insecurities and pathological need for attention. Sorry your daddy didn't hug you much, Purl - can't blame 'em.
You speak as one with true strength of personality!
Now, please have the strength of personality to back off with the crudeness.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
This is all your fault, Dustoff!
Westcott, you are a funny boy! Please continue!
Kira
*** Boring day in the markets. I am bored. Most excitement today is our ALMI gaining seven grand which is not all that exciting.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Shoot, seven grand is barely enough to keep our daughter in clothes for a month.
Kira
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Bob Frey, I don't think it was Chaney, he swore off the booze and shooting before noon..
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Probably not Cheney; he is afraid to be seen, might be served with another subpoena.
Kira
Posted by westcott on :
And least don't be so obvious people. Part of the appeal of humor is coming up with things not every person with a pulse can construct.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Maybe he fell off the wagon! Thats the ticket, he was being served and started firing away!
Now we are seeing the cover-up.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
There is some good news.
Based on what I am reading and hearing on the news, law enforcement and emergency services response was and is excellent. Looks response was quick and very effective; good teamwork between many different agencies.
My comment about the Keystone Cops was a knee jerk..That was really smart of the Cops to interview the press to see if they knew or saw anything..
Posted by BuyTex on :
Unrelated and something Glassman will enjoy, last night while listening to the Jim Lehrer News Hour, a talking head comments the Enron scam was the "9-11" of the financial world.
Sentencing is scheduled for September 11.
That is Ms. Karma at play.
Kira
Posted by BuyTex on :
re: Enron
May 25 will become National Holiday in Houston
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
pfftt... Dustoff, most police departments are Keystone Cops. You know if this happened in our hometown, Deputy Barney Fife of Mayberry R.F.D would show up.
Over in the Capitol, all afforded very special extra treatment because politicians are more important and more valuable than the hooker down on Hill St. in Los Angeles being raped and beaten to death by five gang members.
Kira
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Puny new Jet Fuel is the culprit...Ethenol makes a pop pop poping sound coming out of the F-15's..
Well the pentagon did say they were going to cut fuel costs....
Wonder what sound a Led Balloon makes?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"...Charles Isom, spokesman for Rep. Chris Cannon, R-Utah. 'It did ruin some people’s lunch plans.'"
From one of Tex's news links.
Kira
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Do ya think they have woke up W yet?
Posted by fourseven on :
That gunshot was probably the sound of citizens fighting government corruption... one politician at a time.
Posted by glassman on :
w? people earn their followings here...
this case today looks like a drill to me....
friday before the long weekend? good time to have it....
we have some smell of smoke and a loud noise?
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Glass, maybe, but then they run the risk of the Wolf thing.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Dubya finally passed that pretzel.
Kira
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
I saw him I saw him!!!! He is in a black uniform with a whistle and a side Arm...
It gave me an anxiety attack!!!! Will I get compeninsation!!!!!////?????
Oh' the Humanity of it all!!! What am I to do! ????
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Dusty's Hometown SWAT Team
Kira
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
While we are on this topic of my being insensitive...
Years back, actually decades I will not admit, my old man pisses me off. Sorry to confess I can no longer remember what he did to piss me off.
I am quite the seamtress! There was a time we were so poor, I made most of our clothes. Learned this from Grandma who taught me how to sew shirts out of old worn cotton sacks. So, I get out all my old man's nicely folded blue jeans, which I wash and fold, break out my sewing machine and sew all his pockets shut, front and back. Did a great job, even used that orange colored thread found on Levi jeans!
How fun to lay in bed, early morning, peeking at my object of anger trying to slip his truck keys into his front pocket, trying to slip his wallet into his back pocket. He became frustrated being in a hurry and needing to get to his construction job. He left, walking down our dirt driveway still trying to load his pockets.
Hilarious! Yep, I am insensitive.
However, he is more insensitive and you boys have not read this part of the story, before.
Years later, he asks me to help him unload a bunch of stuff at the dump. No problem. We are both very use to hard physical labor.
This dump is out in the middle of nowhere, out in the middle of razorback badlands. Very rugged terrain, ridges leaping up two-hundred feet and only two feet wide at the top, all due to being on the San Jacinto faultline. I performed a thesis on the area for my minor degree during college. I argue a proposed airport should not be built there because the San Jacinto fault is the most active in California and a huge aquifer lies beneath, you know, oil, jet fuel, drinking water.
The airport was not allowed to be constructed.
We are out at this dump in the middle of nowhere, in the badlands, all done unloading and my old man says to me, "Taha, I will pull the truck forward and you latch the tailgate." Usual stuff.
He pulls our one ton 55 Chevy truck forward, a real rust bucket with no floor boards, he pulls forward and keeps going! Out his window, he waves and yells, "Now sew my pants pockets shut again!"
He leaves me out there in the dump, in the middle of nowhere, in the worst of razor back terrain!
During the coming hours, some people show up and I have beg a ride back home, some ten miles away.
Do you know how embarrassing it is to have to beg for a ride out of dump and explain your husband brought you to the dump then left you there?
Now that is insensitive.
This time, I sewed shut all the fly openings on his boxer shorts.
Men, so insensitive!
Kira
[ May 26, 2006, 14:42: Message edited by: Purl Gurl ]
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
That did it! on the floor, my sides hurt...
Whale! we got a little runner..I know , no shame.
Posted by blue_in_MI on :
haha, nice story PG!
dang, and i get in trouble just for purposely going too close to poorly-aimed sprinkler systems and timing it so that the spray goes straight in the passenger window and all over my wife. i'll have to tell her that it could be worse!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Do not tell her, Blue, show her.
Scotch tape down the button on your sink hand sprayer. Aim it just right. Next she (or forgetful you) turn on the kitchen sink water, whoosh!
I think I was mad at my husband for placing smelly catfish bait in the toes of my tennis shoes. Took me a week to figure out why my feet smelled so darn bad.
Our girl has a habit of turning my socks inside out, folding them back up and replacing in my sock drawer.
