It is so hot here in cleveland my Ford Expedition has baked down to an Escape.
It is so hot here we started a fire to cool off!
Posted by buckstalker on :
It's hotter than a freshly f***ed fox in a forest fire up here
Posted by Bob Frey on :
Its so hot here that the folks on weight watchers are breaking weight loss records.
Posted by The Bigfoot on :
It's so hot rural highway are closed due to flash floods of popcorn!
Posted by Pagan on :
It's so hot here....I'm sweating like a pregnant Nun at cofesssion!!
Posted by glassman on :
it's so hot here we are eating habaneros to cool off
Posted by T e x on :
so hot here, I bought 250' of soaker hose, cuz my house is cracking like a damn walnut, under the pressure of shrinking soil in this extended drought.
I let it run, at half-pressure, all night...to reduce loss to the soil from evaporation.
Posted by CashCowMoo on :
Something that has worried me some is seeing how stressed the power grid was last week. It seems as if we are on the verge of true disaster before too long with rolling blackouts with an over stressed infrastructure.