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Posted by J_U_ICE on :

Here is a special message to my Democratic friends and another to my Republican friends.

To my Democratic friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wishor issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

To my Republican friends:

Here's wishing you a Merry and Blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

Posted by a surfer on :

LOL

Good one JUICE!!

Merry Christmas!

Posted by wdcisco on :

LMAO! [Big Grin]

Posted by CashCowMoo on :

You have to admit, thats the way it is pretty much!

Posted by retiredat49 on :

PERFECT...Merry Christmas J-U-ICE

Posted by Propertymanager on :

Merry Christmas!

Posted by IMAKEMONEY on :

DAM J_U_ICE, LONG WAY AROUND THE BUSH,LOL

Posted by J_U_ICE on :

quote:
Originally posted by IMAKEMONEY:
DAM J_U_ICE, LONG WAY AROUND THE BUSH,LOL

LOL It's more of a comment on how sad and pathetic political correctness has become.

I sure hope I didn't offend anyone [Roll Eyes]