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Posted by Munchkin Man on :
 
Hello,

The Munchkin Man ordered some carry out chicken wings to take home for dinner tonight.

These chicken wings were made at a place that claims to make the hottest chicken wings in the entire region.

The name of these chicken wings is DOA.

That's supposed to mean "Dead On Arrival."

They are so hot that they make you sign a release form before ordering them.

Then they lecture you on and on about how hot they are.

The Munchkin Man went ahead and ordered them anyway and signed the release form.

The Munchkin Man wasn't worried one bit.

The Munchkin Man has never eaten any chicken wings that were so hot that he couldn't handle them before.

The Munchkin Man told them so too.

And so the Munchkin Man got his chicken wings and took them home.

These chicken wings turned out to be really hot.

They were so hot that the Munchkin Man was only able to eat one of them.

it made the Munchkin Man feel like he had a burning hole right searing right through both of his eardrums and from one end to the other.

The Munchkin Man's throat burned as bad or worse than the worst throat infection the Munchkin Man has ever had.

The Munchkin Man drank several glasses of water and ate nearly half a loaf of bread to try to make the burn go away.

It didn't work.

The only thing that made the burn go away was time.

About an entire hour's worth.

Then the Munchkin Man went to bed.

About three hours later the Munchkin Man woke up with a burning stomach ache and could not get back to sleep.

The Munchkin Man's stomach is still burning.

The Munchkin Man is going to try to go back to bed now.

The Munchkin Man hopes he feels better in the morning.

Good night.

Munchkin Man
 
Posted by wdcisco on :
 
Are you serious?! What is the place called?
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
The Munchkin Man will feel it again when that one hot wing passes. One question Munch, when you phone in an order and they ask for your name, how do you respond?
 
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by wdcisco:
Are you serious?! What is the place called?

_____________________

The Munchkin Man can't remember the name right now. The Munchkin Man stopped off in there on the way home from a tutoring session. The Munchkin Man will post the name of the place when he remembers it.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Upside:
The Munchkin Man will feel it again when that one hot wing passes. One question Munch, when you phone in an order and they ask for your name, how do you respond?

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The wing passed it early this morning, and although the Munchkin Man felt it, this time wasn't as bad.

The Munchkin Man is pleased to report that his stomach ache is gone.

The Munchkin Man did not phone in this order, but instead, stopped inside to order them for carry out.

Of course, the Munchkin Man introduced himself as the Munchkin Man.

Question:

What do you think the Munchkin Man should do with the rest of the chicken wings?

Although the Munchkin Man's stomach ache is gone, the Munchkin Man is sleepy and going back to bed for some more sleep.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
What do you think the Munchkin Man should do with the rest of the chicken wings?


the answer is too obvious
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
Maybe to you and me and almost any idiot that can waddle to the can and grunt to get attention, jordan..., it is obvious, but we ain't talkin 'bout some one that is close to remotely mentally competent or stable.

Careful now! Be specific or there ain't no tellin where he might stick those wings. You're a askin it to think!
 


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