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Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
 
Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks
Soldier recently back from Iraq injured in celebration of Guy Fawkes Day

LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.

The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded.

Several of the man’s friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.

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Posted by bond006 on :
 
moron,moron,moron
 
Posted by 10of13 on :
 
WTF?!
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
#0 Rule: Never put explosives up your butt.
 
Posted by 10of13 on :
 
LMAO...I never would have thought that there needed to be a rule for that one...
quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
#0 Rule: Never put explosives up your butt.


 
Posted by Highway on :
 
All the cool kids light the firecrackers in the pants!
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 10of13:
LMAO...I never would have thought that there needed to be a rule for that one...
quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
#0 Rule: Never put explosives up your butt.


Even a bottle rocket?
 
Posted by J_U_ICE on :
 
I love a good coming of age story
 
Posted by stocktrader2006 on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by J_U_ICE:
I love a good coming of age story

Yes, this story was 'explosive'


lol
 
Posted by Nirvana on :
 
An Englishman? Not surprising. Alcohol only fuels their stupidity.
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
That variety of dumb is not restricted to nationalities, races, or any other trait one is burdoned with, other than ignorance.

I'm afraid I find little humor in blaming a "people" with such backwardness and stupidity, but I do find it says a lot about the intellect (and not just the biases) of those that would blame such stupidity on a "people".
 
Posted by Nirvana on :
 
You are wound tighter than a drum. Lighten up. When was the last time you smiled or laughed? 1992?
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
Hahahaha

I laugh at your incessant bigotry very often.
 
Posted by dacollecter on :
 
idiot!
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dacollecter:
idiot!

I see you exclaimation.

I don't see dubya about, though.

He must have left before I looked.
 
Posted by betting babe on :
 
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Posted by T e x on :
 
Hope he doesn't get carried away at Christmas, given the Brits' predilection for inverted trees...
 


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