you are gonna get in big trouble axxin' questions like that Texz Posted by T e x on :
stay in trouble...
Posted by bdgee on :
Means you are thin skinned and one sided and can't exist in two dimensions, Lady.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Drunk. This is the day I fell backwards off the shuttle bus trying to get on the shuttlebus. My husband and the driver helped me onto the bus.
Great rock n roll party, live band, free food and free drinks, end of day ski party at the down slope lodge.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Whats an Indian word for "Warrior returns to Sanctuary" ?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Disneyland, 1986. I worked at Disneyland as a ride hostess during summer. I had earned a Bachelor's in Earth Science and a Master's in English. Took six years. I was just starting on my Ph.D that fall. Following year I became a teacher and, Tex, our girl was six years old back then.
Do try to remember I am more than just text on your monitor; I am person.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
1966 I was not old enough for cowboy boots like the others.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Well, I just got the 'she could be your sister, from here at home...Someone here on Allstocks who knows what I look like might have to agree...
Actually you look like my oldest sister, but the saying is 'eye of the beholder.
Heck of a Percheron horse there.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I am your sister, you bozo.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
LOL! Hey thats some piece of horse flesh..16.5 hands? more like 17 eh?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Billyray's mother. She is seventy-five when this picture is taken a few years back. That is our family airplane. My husband is a pilot.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Told you my horse is fast. You will notice I always insist on driving.
Posted by T e x on :
you woke me up...heard text hitting the inside of my screen
I forget this is 20 years ago, skiing...'86, eh?
see you had the reins, even in '66
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Reins but not the stirrups. That is Tex standing down below waving at his buds.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
We have not told anyone this before. Tex and I have known each other since we were kids. He always wanted to play cowboy and Indian squaw.
Posted by T e x on :
...about to get head-butted from behind
Posted by HILANDER on :
Ahhhh, Sun Valley....before it was ruined. Much like Bend Oregon. Can you say Aspen?
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
We had a big O Percheron, used him to pull peoples cars out of being stuck in the snow...
He was to fat to run very fast..But if he decided to go, well, bare back you had better have your chit together, he was one strong horse.....
Posted by T e x on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: We have not told anyone this before. Tex and I have known each other since we were kids. He always wanted to play cowboy and Indian squaw.
blown cover, once again...
hey, y'all quieten down in here--gotta get up in coupla hours...
also, don't forget to doublecheck MT to see if there's anything to the steel merger dealie...
I won't be here...don't let MT slip by, if indeed there's sumpin to it...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Nudist beauty contest.
Ciao boys.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
MT up .49 pre-market..... Sidebar: Tex's headsup.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Over the past three years you boys have enjoyed viewing a history of my moving from childhood skinny, to young chubby, to midde-age skinny to old woman fat.
When will I see pictures of you?
Purl Gurl
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Are you kidding? A pic of my ugly mug on the net would shut the whole thing down! LOL
No kidding, broken nose, scars, still got me hair tho..
Posted by Upside on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Over the past three years you boys have enjoyed viewing a history of my moving from childhood skinny, to young chubby, to midde-age skinny to old woman fat.
When will I see pictures of you?
Purl Gurl
As far as I know, the only one who's seen a picture of me is Tex.
Posted by T e x on :
I posted one of me, with FX even, but Glass thought it looked too much like the guy from Baywatch...so I substituted one of my Dad, who looked very much like John Wayne. Plus, there's one of me above, about to get head-butted from behind...
Correx re Up's "photo": I saw a pix of a fish about the size of a canoe--which I'm sure his wife caught.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
A friend sent me a picture of Tex!
Posted by T e x on :
Do you think the gunbelt makes *my butt* look fat?
Posted by Mr. Lava on :
No, but those buckteeth kinda make you look like you hit the crackpipe too much.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
No, but the gunbelt does show off your bulge, Slim.
...and a hidden cam picture of Dustoff! Nice tan!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Be nice, Lava. You would not want to prompt me to make fun of you.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Oh' just great, now I got to look for that damn camera again... Hey let me know when I've finaly gone house mad.....Damn Doc's got me house bound again till thurs. Can't do nuttin, not even pull a damn weed.
This is nuts! Glad I got the net atleast..hehe
Got my fly tieing box out, I'll have so many flys I can fish in the trees!
Posted by T e x on :
Dust, check the back porch...
Wiley, thanks for not mentioning the paunch...
Lava... hmmm, how can I say this? Oh, I know--POST BETTER
Posted by Mr. Lava on :
You're right. That was pretty lame. I'm just depressed that Randi Rhoades is not the air right now.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
1985
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Daughter like mother. This is why we kept her locked in our kitchen pantry until she was twenty.
Posted by T e x on :
I wouldn't let her put makeup on her brother, either!
Posted by Mr. Lava on :
I have always wondered this... what happens when a gentleman gets an erection at a nudist camp?
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
It has to happen.. no man is that controlled.. unless he is surrounded by Bea Aurthur look alikes.
Posted by T e x on :
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Lava: I have always wondered this... what happens when a gentleman gets an erection at a nudist camp?
You answered your own question...
Posted by Mr. Lava on :
But what do you do when you're sprung at a nudist camp? Do you have to run and hide, or you do you just sport your wood like it ain't no thang?
Posted by T e x on :
lol...
guess it depends on the reaction you get--exactly as though you are clothed...
????
conundrum?
Posted by Mr. Lava on :
Well, the reaction I usually get is a long, drawn stare, followed by gutteral groanings. Maybe Purl Gurl can advise.
Posted by T e x on :
try an international dictionary?
perhaps dipthongs askew...
Posted by Upside on :
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Lava: Well, the reaction I usually get is a long, drawn stare, followed by gutteral groanings. Maybe Purl Gurl can advise.
I usually get pointed fingers, giggles, and mutterings of "that poor fella." Think they're impressed?
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
the pointing is the worst when combined with the giggles.. Giggles I can live with.. denial somehow works.. but that pointing is hard to get away from.
Posted by Upside on :
quote:Originally posted by Relentless Despot: the pointing is the worst when combined with the giggles.. Giggles I can live with.. denial somehow works.. but that pointing is hard to get away from.
Yep, especially when the fingers they're pointing with are bigger than my.....well, you get the picture.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
We are going out to dinner. All dressed up and my husband smells good. "You smell good! What do you have on?"
"I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
That was quick
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"I wouldn't let her put makeup on her brother, either!"
That is not her brother and he does not have makeup on, you silly goat roper!
Purl Gurl
Posted by The Bigfoot on :
The girls faint around me!
Then again they usually do around me anyway.
Wait a sec. It's cause I'm impressive right? Not cause their scared? Everybodies always scared around me but I always figured they were too shocked to be scared. I'm right, right? right???
Bigfoot
Posted by T e x on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: "I wouldn't let her put makeup on her brother, either!"
That is not her brother and he does not have makeup on, you silly goat roper!
Purl Gurl
HEY!
roping goats is at least 20x harder than roping cows...for one? cows rarely go *under* the fence
stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...shure looks like blue eye-shadow, though
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Heh, heh, heh....
Brave enough, boys?
Purl Gurl
Posted by bdgee on :
I have three left feet....don't dance....can't...
Posted by T e x on :
quote:Originally posted by The Bigfoot: The girls faint around me!
Then again they usually do around me anyway.
Wait a sec. It's cause I'm impressive right? Not cause their scared? Everybodies always scared around me but I always figured they were too shocked to be scared. I'm right, right? right???
Bigfoot
yes, Big...
large, impressive shock a plus--a guilty pleasure, if you will...
scary? eerie shock? not so much...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"...stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...."
Brother, oh brother.
Listen, goat roper, you ever pass a watermelon, whole?
Ever stretch your lower lip up and over your head until your lip touches the back of your neck?
Have you shoved a basketball in your mouth?
I do not suppose you have had five gallons of water rushing out from between your legs followed by a bloody screaming beach ball waving its arms and legs?
You think I am stupid enough to have more than one child? Huh uh, no way, forget that.
I am a very fast learner.
Men, jeesh...
Purl Gurl
* "...shure looks like blue eye-shadow, though...."
Photograph is greatly enlarged, colors are messed up; bad scan. Original looks very nice.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
We kept her locked in our kitchen pantry for a couple of decades.
Piranha wanted to bring the boy back to our condo to spend the night. You see the grip she has on his neck?
Daughter like mother.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Does that look like fun? Huh? Huh? Does that look like fun?
Oh sure, lots of fun becoming that way but you boys are not the ones having to pass the Goodyear blimp.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Upside on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Does that look like fun? Huh? Huh? Does that look like fun?
Oh sure, lots of fun becoming that way but you boys are not the ones having to pass the Goodyear blimp.
Purl Gurl
True. But you get to lose that basketball in one fell swoop. When we start looking like that it takes years to lose it.
Posted by T e x on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: [quote] "...stand corrected on the brother-sister thang...."
Brother, oh brother.
Listen, goat roper, you ever pass a watermelon, whole?
course not--if the N. Texan [sub] Cowtown (cf. "horned toad frittata" ) genome were incapable of having large objects or ideas stuffed down throats without safely digesting, you would have proven it so by now...on me
quote:Ever stretch your lower lip up and over your head until your lip touches the back of your neck?
Have you shoved a basketball in your mouth?
you know better than that--after the altercation with Joe Ruiz, was always the first to shove the basketball
quote:I do not suppose you have had five gallons of water rushing out from between your legs followed by a bloody screaming beach ball waving its arms and legs?
no... splitter v splitee--won't argue with biology. Being said, I honor motherhood. Not something I can do...
but I do the Daddy thang, ok--for a wite boy...
quote:You think I am stupid enough to have more than one child? Huh uh, no way, forget that.
I am a very fast learner.
no doubt
quote:Men, jeesh...
women, hseej
good teacher, too...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"good teacher, too..."
...and not always in a classroom!
More recent, I am guest lecturing for an old professor of mine, up in the high desert where strange events are known to happen.
I am directing a truck and up behind me sneaks one of those Grays, you know, small slender gray skinned aliens. Turns out the Grays are right friendly and fun but camera shy. A rather delightful story saved for later. You know what they say about Grays with long fingers.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Torrey Pines! This is a reserve right above Black's Beach in northern San Diego, a nude beach! Of course I know much about this area!
I am lecturing on Torrey pines and local flora. You will notice one of our students is stuffing her bra with pine cones before we tour the nude beach far down below on the shoreline.
Torrey pines are very rare and survive only in a micro-niche. Visit this page to learn of topics about which I lecture!
Way up in the mountains. I am about to give a lecture on Lodgepole pines. You can see Lodgepole pines across the road.
That is my professor standing next to me, just behind the girl with the chic hat. Remember the girl who stuffed pine cones in her bra? Look very close. Students are very strange.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Christmas time in my professor's office!
Sometimes he puts me to work helping him research. He is a geologist and I bring in my knowledge of Earth Science which helps him better understand development and spread of flora and fauna within geological regions he is researching.
Mostly, though, I am his gopher. I go for this, I go for that, I fetch coffee, I fetch mail. I am his gopher.
Make fun of my big fat gopher butt and I will bite you with my big sharp gopher teeth!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
...and do not you make fun of my age, nor make fun of my wrinkles and do not you dare to make fun of my wild hair!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I know you are looking! Six of you have peeked already!
Taha
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Eye to eye baby
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Splish! Splash! Over one-hundred degrees out!
Time for skinny dipping.
You boys wanna watch? Huh? Huh?
heh, heh, heh....
Reminds of a story about our daughter having some friends over and the boys asking if they could go swimming with "her mom." I should not tell that one. Piranha told me if I ever tell anyone she will give me a butt switching.
"Yes, Mother, I will not tell anyone."
She is my mom.
Bad Girl
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Check the timing on the above! Damn if I didn't spook a mermaid!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Mermaid, mermaid. I am not a mermaid!
I am a whale.
Purl Gurl
Posted by imakmony2005 on :
I surf blacks all the time, fun break, lots of guys, BUT WHEN IT GETS HOT LIKE THE LAST FEW DAYS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.
Posted by The Bigfoot on :
you surf nude mony?!
Ouch!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Our wedding photograph. Sigh, such romance.
Posted by T e x on :
omg! too funny--
caption: "Billy Ray enjoys lab lights' reflection from cigar band, while Taha barely restrains impulse to ... ________________"
classic moment...
good find
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"while Taha barely restrains impulse to ..."
To bite! I did not mind the cigar band at all. What I did mind is the band was from a damn cheap cigar. You would think the man could have least given me a band from a Cuban cigar.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
You will notice all keep a safe distance from me, and the two boys keep a very close eye on me.
I never have figured out why people stay a safe distance from me. My wild hair, you think?
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Posted by T e x on :
puh-leeze, you're miffed cuz Zimbwabe and Japan are playin' hard to get...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I had my eye on the French girl, you know, past pleasurable experiences. Those pine cones in her bra, though, well, a bit weird even for me.
Purl Gurl
Posted by T e x on :
lol, trained a black Lab on pine cones--shot 'em down with a pellet gun. Lab could follow easily, nobody alarmed. As you say, who wants to mouth pine cones?
ciao...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Purl Gurl, maybe you have been to the Wallowa's Wilderness area, and Shake River area's..Maybe not..If not maybe you and hubby can take a fly up thru there... Their are wilderness ranches you can set her down at. Some are abandoned... I am 100% sure the low winger is no problem for you two, I myself have been in an outa many of them on a High wingers of several models.....But that was another time in what seems now another life....LOL Gotta go kids....MAKE SOME DOUGH!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"I am 100% sure the low winger is no problem for you two...."
Oh, no problem. Low wings makes it easier to haul my big fat butt up into the aeroplane.
Problem I have is the loop-de-loop action and flying upside down. My husband becomes very angry when I do that. He hardly ever allows me to pilot anymore.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Smart boys, oh smart boys, what is wrong with this picture?
Purl Gurl
Posted by T e x on :
his bra's too small?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Posted by Upside on :
Posted by Tex:
quote:his bra's too small?
Kinda looks like its on backwards too.
Posted by T e x on :
had to--it's too small
guess it could be a shoulder-blade bra...
Posted by Upside on :
Assuming that's one of Purl's bras and it's too small for him, that guy's gotta have one heck of a rack on him.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"Assuming that's one of Purl's bras and it's too small for him, that guy's gotta have one heck of a rack on him."
Ha! Ha! That is funny! My pants are too big for him, though.
Never know what you will see around Black's Beach.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Posted by T e x on :
NO!
if it's guys in bras, don't wanna go!
Man Law: No bras for guys!
Drink Beer, Wear a Girdle...girdles OK, *if* you can resume visual contact with feet. If no? No Girdles, Either! Man Law...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Oh come on now, this is liberal California!
Took me a moment to absorb what I was seeing. A priceless picture, certainly. Very pretty girlfriend, most likely a very kinky girlfriend.
Viva La California!
Purl Gurl
Posted by T e x on :
kinky grrlzz great...
sorry--once writ, no repeal...no guy bras: Man Law
Posted by bdgee on :
quote:Originally posted by T e x: NO!
if it's guys in bras, don't wanna go!
Man Law: No bras for guys!
Drink Beer, Wear a Girdle...girdles OK, *if* you can resume visual contact with feet. If no? No Girdles, Either! Man Law...
Even for Limbaugh?
Posted by T e x on :
New Man Law: real guys listen to Rush only for nyuks...
Posted by T e x on :
*whispers aside*
That *is* a great pic, though...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"That *is* a great pic, though..."
Journalist quality, yes?
Heh, heh, heh....
Wait till I get to the really weird pictures...
Purl Gurl
Posted by T e x on :
yuuuu dawgies..
here we go...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
My desert picture up there, a test of your observation skills. Many students are of foreign origin and do not know what to expect of a "desert."
Temperatures were a little above freezing when we arrived. Look close at clothing, body language and two fetching coats from the university truck.
Brrr... frosty nipples.
Like my Western Indian outfit? Draws attention away from my big fat butt.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
So cold, a gal could squat and warm her butt with steam. Even the lizards would run over and jump into your pants just for the warmth.
These are, teeth chatter teeth chatter, Panamint Daisies, shiver shiver shiver, often called, teeth chatter teeth chatter, a pollen plant by local, shiver shiver shiver, beekeepers who bring their colonies, teeth chatter teeth chatter, to this area... AW SH!T, I JUST RUPTURED A NIPPLE.
Purl Gurl
Posted by T e x on :
steam...great outdoors...quivering
good stuff
Posted by glassman on :
is that Joshua Tree??? i used to go out there alot...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
there's a few old gold camps on the far side of Joshua tree that i went to also...
Posted by JF Glass Works on :
I spent many an hour hiking through the park. I spent most of my time in Indian Cove climbing after work. Shorter drive for much better climbing than the longer drive into the park and then hike to the rocks. One goal of this investing action is to help fund a home down near Joshua Tree or Yucca Valley.
Posted by Upside on :
Funny, I always thought it was just a catchy name for some band's CD....
Posted by T e x on :
really? You, too?
Posted by Upside on :
quote:Originally posted by T e x: really? You, too?
Yuk Yuk Yuk.
Posted by T e x on :
o well...
catch 'em where you find 'em
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Is you a 'peering thru me telee-scope at me again-----------><-----------me is a 'peering back
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Western juniper covers 10 times more land than it did in the 1880s, and that has ranchers and ecologists concerned.
by Gail Wells
Western juniper is a familiar sight across the shrubby plains of eastern Oregon. Its dark green masses punctuate a landscape of silvery sage, golden grasses, and tan desert soil.
You can’t tell from a casual glance, but there’s a lot more juniper on the range than there used to be. It now occupies about 10 times more territory across eastern Oregon, northern California, and southwest Idaho than it did in the 1880s and has muscled out native shrubs, flowers, and grasses to achieve a dominance that may last for hundreds of years.
That’s bad news for Oregon’s high-desert ecology, says Rick Miller, an Agricultural Experiment Station scientist at the Eastern Oregon Agricultural Research Center (EOARC) in Burns. Since the late 19th century, when spreading European-American settlement coincided with a shift toward a warmer, moister climate, western juniper has spread across 9 million acres, according to Miller, and considerably more acres have the potential for being encroached.
What’s so bad about juniper? The main thing is that it hogs water, which is scarce to begin with in this environment where only 12 to 14 inches of precipitation fall each year. Its roots reach wide and deep, depleting water from the soil, and its heavy canopy can keep some precipitation from ever reaching the ground.
As juniper consumes more of the water and nutrients on a site, other plants languish and die—“a slow strangulation,” in the words of one eastern Oregon rancher. Lost are the nesting habitats for birds such as the western sage grouse, and gone is much of the food for large herbivores like mule deer, antelope, and elk. The bare soil washes away with every rainstorm, and eventually the land degrades to the point where it can support juniper and not much else.
Juniper is a hardy, prolific, adaptable, long-lived tree. Unlike troublesome exotic weeds such as medusahead and cheatgrass—both of which arrived after European-American settlement—western juniper is a native. It migrated north into its current range around 6,000 years ago, as the earth was warming after the last Ice Age, and shares the landscape with sagebrush and native grasses.
Western junipers can live for centuries, becoming gnarled and spiky with spots of bright green lichen.
------------------------------------------------ One of these dern things done ett me ax once.... Thought I heard a cry from within the dern tree, the wind was a howling one night, thought I'd do the right thing and let what ever was in there out...
Damn peyote
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Purl Gurl Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Storm warning, chivering me timbers...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Sidebar: Felt serious bad 'bout falling an Old Growth Douglas Fir...Felt down right lauzy 'bout the whole thing.
Posted by jordanreed on :
dont you people ever leave the house???...
Posted by jordanreed on :
ok...yeah.. I've had a few cock...tails.
so what??!!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Guess I better 'splain...Late night at the Bar, full of Whiskey.....To much energy left to just sleep it off.....Idea ! was 25 of um that were coming down...Well, I got one of them..
Wind Blowing raining sideways on a side hill, couple a hrs before sun->up.....Never been so in touch, it was like a feeling of finality of what had happened to our "Great Northwest"....
It was not a I got mine kinda thing....It was more like I was forced to feel it, but Whiskey and 20 sumpin can do that.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Jordon, can't tell ya 'bout the Sea Lion......BTW, exellent test results today...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Sea Lion, reminds me...
This is me in my late teens, circa, hmm, well, a few years back.
You will notice I am topless.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I know, I know, this is very difficult to believe. There was a time I was young, attractive and in very good physical condition.
Most exercise I enjoy these days is bending my elbow to stuff Bon-Bons in my mouth.
Purl Gurl
Posted by T e x on :
do the sweatbands help?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Well, a girl wants to look fashionable, even back in the late Eighties; disco look.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
If you put the fridge at the top of the stairs it's a sure fire weight loser...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
You boys would love to see some of these old slides I am looking through. I am transferring them to hard drive, then to CD disk. Most of these slides have degraded very badly. That will teach us to use cheap Fuji film instead of expensive Kodak film, even if poor then.
You would love to see these slides but poor old Bob Frey is already pulling enough of his hair out because of me.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Purl! your a goofy foot like me!
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
Goofy footers are usually the more creative of the two types.. Mark Gonzales.. Natas Kaupus... Me.. Dusty..lol Regular footers tend to be more consistient though.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Bikini Contest
Did not win this bikini contest.
When my turn, I walk up on stage, jiggle, wiggle and giggle, take off my top, then really jiggle!
I am disqualified from the contest. Poop.
Thought for sure this would earn me high scores from the judges.
Boy up front, first thing he does is grab his crotch.
Although kicked out, more pictures were taken of me than any other contestant! Sure would like to have those pictures now to remember what it was like to be perky, before our girl and gravity sucked me down to my knees.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"Purl! your a goofy foot like me!"
Nah, just goofy like you.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
But I is cre-at-tive! so there... Didn't know you surfed RD..
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
not a surfer.. was a skater for many years and a snowboarder...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Never snowboarded, skii reg. would of been a goofy foot on the snow board....
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
We have about 120 miles between surfing and skiing...Depending on the Mountain...Have done both in a day, including nite skiing.
Hoodoo, Purl, piece a cake to do um both.
Bend? it's been done.
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
I used to ski and snowboard quite a bit when I was growing up in Canada.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Wind surfing has really taken off...Geezz, when she starts blowing surfing is over..But the wind and Kite surfers just are getting there wind, which can blow 30knots plus no sweat in the afternoon.....Someday who knows I'm going wind surfing here if I can sgueeez into a surf suit.
52 degree water about now, air prob, 65-68 over water.
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I am old and fat but I can still bend down and touch my toes. When was the last time any of you boys have seen your toes?
;)
Purl Gurl
Posted by glassman on :
i'm lookin at mine right now.... i did gain about 4 pounds since i quit smokin (again) last month...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Using a mirror?
Heh, heh, heh...
Purl Gurl
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
two
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
For twenty years or so back, I was very brave to pull such stunts! These days the young girls at beaches wear nothing more than dental floss.
Shoot, you see more than that at a shopping mall.
;)
Hmm, but these days my clothes and bathing suits are custom made by Omar the Tent Maker.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Peaser01 on :
quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Do not give me that "uh oh" stuff!
I am old and fat but I can still bend down and touch my toes. When was the last time any of you boys have seen your toes?
Sittin' "Indian Style" right now watchin' the birdies.
210 6'4" here.
****Hmm, he must work out****
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Have you noticed a lot of the boys today?
They wear their pants below their butts!
How gross to have one of those boys walking in front of you and you can count all the hearts on his boxer shorts, while hoping he does not turn around.
I am always tempted to walk up and say,
"For Pete's Sake, pull your pants up!"
Young girls are not too much different. Somewhat different style but more radical than the low cut jeans of the Sixties and Seventies. Problem is most of the young girls are fat like this old woman. Dang, young girls with beer bellies!
However, I doubt you boys object to all that fatty flesh and curly hair hanging out on the girls.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Peaser01 on :
Maybe we should re-name the thread Moon Valley?
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"Old Farts Golden Days" is a better topic title.
Purl Gurl
Posted by glassman on :
you need to quit lookin thru all those old pix fer awhile PG....
getting older isn't punishment, it's the reward for surviving...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
"...getting older isn't punishment, it's the reward for surviving...."
Considering the alternative to growing old, this is a reward!
I believe I shall reward myself with a gallon of ice cream while floating in our pool!
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Nuts, and I was about to provide the first full nude picture of myself.
Ok, Glassman, no more pictures. I will run along and reward my old fat butt with lots and lots of ice cream.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Peaser01 on :
****doh!****
glassman begins to ponder the thought.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
get a rope.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
To the Allstocks tree!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Angry mobs a coming in from ole Mexico a heading NE
Posted by Relentless Despot on :
run glass
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
I do not know why you boys would want to see an old fat hag in the nude. Hard up?
Heh, heh, heh.. ;)
Colors are shot, some crystalizing of the slide after a couple of decades of storage. I did what I could to restore the picture. Sorry about the poor quality. If you could see into my mind....
Only picture I could find of a front view. This is moments before I dropped my top and turned about for the judges.
Gosh, those were the days when I could shake a tail feather, turn heads of young men and not attract old white haired bearded sailors carrying harpoons. Boy Howdy, did I shake it good for the judges and audience! I was really working that crowd.
Just noticed, tonight, one of the judges is chewing on one of his fingers.
After losing my top, turning about and jiggling, a bit of long silence, then applause, hoots, wolf whistles, then...
* deep masculine official PA system voice *
"Contestant number eighteen, you are disqualified. Please step down from the stage."
The crowd went crazy! I stayed on the stage!
Heh, heh, heh.... such a tease am I.
Today, best I can do is drive 'em crazy with written words and tall tales.
My husband, bless his heart, tells me I still have it. I love him when he whispers me lies.
Purl Gurl ___
Whispers
Whisper me sweet lies, soft sweet lies, Tickle my fancy beyond deceitful delight. Bring a slight sly smile with wicked cries. Tell me, please tell me, during midnight Of beautiful fireflies and dragonflies. Lover of mine, reality is truely my plight, So whisper me sweet lies, soft sweet lies.
- Kira
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Oh yeah, Glassman, yes, mine is hand knitted top.
Purl Gurl
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
If you boys could find the camera man in the background, he has a film of me.
:)
Purl Gurl
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Whale, me doesn't carry me harpoon I Kary it in a sling over me shoulder.
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