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Posted by Pagan on :

I, the P*nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

The P*nis

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Dear P*nis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
risen,the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.

You do not take initiative -you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as
wearing protective clothing.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.

And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly
entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking
bags.

Sincerely,

The Management