i saw this on another board and it was pretty damn fun.........everyone get's 3 words per post to create a story..........i will begin....
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
I bought some......
Posted by Peaser01 on :
I bought some...crabs, from the...
Posted by jordanreed on :
girl next door...
Posted by glassman on :
my wife is
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
real pissed cause...
Posted by jordanreed on :
she hates crab
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
meat in her...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
panties, but likes....
Posted by Blue#1 on :
stocks, because she
Posted by jordanreed on :
thinks they're juicy...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
little critters. My
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
broker told me...
Posted by jordanreed on :
not to suck...
Posted by Upside on :
the life out...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
of qbid, because...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
he bought in...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
you said tomorrow
Posted by Nicholas on :
QBID means losses
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
QBID means OUCH
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
So I said...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Take a left
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
or a right....
Posted by Blue#1 on :
or a trip
Posted by Wallace#1 on :
to the can
Posted by jordanreed on :
and see if
Posted by Wallace#1 on :
you're fortunate enough
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
where's my key's
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
once were, but....
Posted by tomktoo on :
Not to worry....
Posted by tomktoo on :
Out of gas.....
Posted by tomktoo on :
See the runway......
Posted by tomktoo on :
Yep errr nope....
Posted by Peaser01 on :
There's a moose!
Posted by jordanreed on :
lets eat it!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
got a light
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
and a knife
Posted by jordanreed on :
now,if only
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
i could find...
Posted by jordanreed on :
someone to help
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
me to skin
Posted by jordanreed on :
this beautiful creature
Posted by Peaser01 on :
He has nice
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
chicken and waffle's...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
beer and chicks
Posted by jordanreed on :
with a big
Posted by Peaser01 on :
and silly looking
Posted by Grynder on :
twig and berries
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
So then I ...
Posted by jordanreed on :
stuck my thing
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
in my boot
Posted by Peaser01 on :
Oh the chit!
Posted by Blue#1 on :
Anyway the moose...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
rode the motorcycle...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
at high speed
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
with horny thoughts...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
and basic needs
Posted by Grynder on :
off a cliff
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then got up
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blood dripping from...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
it's motorcycle that
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
ate green M&M's.
Posted by Grynder on :
nearly every day
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i sit and....
Posted by keithsan on :
try to think
Posted by Pagan on :
of new ways
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
to run the...
Posted by Grynder on :
demolition derby but
Posted by Pagan on :
Walmart security guards
Posted by jordanreed on :
pulled my huge..
Posted by Grynder on :
pair of dice
Posted by jordanreed on :
from my mouth
Posted by Upside on :
and shoved them...
Posted by jordanreed on :
up my asinine
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
so i jerked ...
Posted by Pagan on :
my thumb out
Posted by Upside on :
of my tailpipe...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
and started to...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
lick it clean.
Posted by Blue#1 on :
After I saw
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
the grape ape...
Posted by Pagan on :
peel it's banana...
Posted by MO on :
I ran away...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
smoking a joint
Posted by Pagan on :
then I remembered...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
I forgot the
Posted by Pagan on :
big fuzzy dice!
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
So I figured...
Posted by Pagan on :
what the hell..
Posted by osubucks30 on :
will I do..
Posted by Pagan on :
about that ape?
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Screw it, I...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
screamed out loud...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Im gonna go...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
and shoot the
Posted by jordanreed on :
damn security guards.
Posted by Pagan on :
I whip out...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
my ol' 45...
Posted by Pagan on :
malt liquor and...
Posted by jordanreed on :
proceed to get...
Posted by Grynder on :
my groove on
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
so i did...
Posted by Pagan on :
not notice the...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
big @ss welt...
Posted by jordanreed on :
that was growing...
Posted by osubucks30 on :
bigger and bigger
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
it got so....
Posted by osubucks30 on :
big that it..
Posted by jordanreed on :
blew its load...
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all over the...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
carpet, at my
Posted by MO on :
House and I..
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
had to call...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
the broker because
Posted by Grynder on :
their best at
Posted by osubucks30 on :
telling you how..
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
to spend all...
Posted by MO on :
your money and...
Posted by Phoenixx on :
lancing lesions with
Posted by jordanreed on :
your big dildo.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
So i pulled...
Posted by Grynder on :
on the string
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
all i heard...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
was a very
Posted by jordanreed on :
deep rumbling inside
Posted by Peaser01 on :
It blew my
Posted by osubucks30 on :
hairpiece onto a
Posted by jordanreed on :
monkey boy from
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
the planet pluto.
Posted by jordanreed on :
Needless to say..
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
my helmet was...
Posted by jordanreed on :
stuck on my..
Posted by osubucks30 on :
dogs head but..
Posted by Pagan on :
I was able..
Posted by lushka16 on :
to start chainsaw...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
so i started...
Posted by Pagan on :
to cut the..
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
wishbone in half....
Posted by jordanreed on :
of a salami...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
in your mommy.
Posted by jordanreed on :
She sucked it...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
till it was....
Posted by jordanreed on :
like,really monstrous
Posted by Ramius on :
Then the midgets
Posted by lushka16 on :
furiously unzipped a
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
zipper on the...
Posted by jordanreed on :
choo choo train
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
So after that...
Posted by firebirdude on :
The midgets went...
Posted by BuyTex on :
suddenly beserk because
Posted by jordanreed on :
they crushed their...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
donut's in between...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
their stinky toes...
Posted by Ramius on :
It was unbelievable
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
so i said...
Posted by renrob05 on :
stupid midgets why...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
did you take...
Posted by jordanreed on :
my wee willie...
Posted by Ramius on :
to the zoo
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
and feed it...
Posted by jordanreed on :
sour mocha beans
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Now it hurt's...
Posted by BuyTex on :
way down deep
Posted by jordanreed on :
where the munchkins
Posted by Ramius on :
won't even go.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Then I jumped...
Posted by Upside on :
on my mule...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
and screamed, "you
Posted by Wallace#1 on :
damn fool ass"
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
now we gotta...
Posted by osubucks30 on :
find those diamonds...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
because CMKX isn't.
Posted by keithsan on :
eat my paste
Posted by Peaser01 on :
or else I
Posted by BullNuggets on :
recycle my waste
Posted by jordanreed on :
into the depths
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
with turbo jets...
Posted by YunGFree on :
and three gigantic...
Posted by jordanreed on :
ben wa balls
Posted by Ramius on :
from el paso
Posted by YunGFree on :
where the burritos...
Posted by jordanreed on :
look like womens
Posted by YunGFree on :
underwear, but fortunately
Posted by jordanreed on :
they dont taste
Posted by YunGFree on :
like fishsticks. They
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
jump in and...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
moisten the door
Posted by jordanreed on :
just like back
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
outside of the...
Posted by YunGFree on :
trailer park where
Posted by jordanreed on :
she licked her
Posted by Wallace#1 on :
new found lollypop
Posted by stocksss on :
then stuck it...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
under her desk.
Posted by dap123 on :
She found her.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
panties in a ....
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
Mcdonalds happy meal....
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
because the hamburgler...
Posted by YunGFree on :
forgot to put
Posted by jordanreed on :
the lollipop up
Posted by Ramius on :
the deep fryer
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
so the chicken...
Posted by jordanreed on :
obviously didnt feel...
Posted by YunGFree on :
warm enough to...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
lay any fresh....
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
drunken sailors who
Posted by jordanreed on :
love to get
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
tattoo's of there....
Posted by jordanreed on :
wieners being eaten
Posted by Ramius on :
by poisionous amazon
Posted by YunGFree on :
midgets. Unfortunately, the...
Posted by ohdagagain on :
wieners were not
Posted by Ramius on :
oscar mayor, they
Posted by MO on :
were sticky and
Posted by andrewAAB on :
very hard like
Posted by Ramius on :
burnt honey sausage.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
wrapped up in
Posted by Blue#1 on :
the subway diet
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
but tasted like...
Posted by BuyTex on :
something you never
Posted by Peaser01 on :
fantasized about before.
Posted by BuyTex on :
Suddenly, the window
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
shade flew up
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
and there it...
Posted by BuyTex on :
lurked, dangling from
Posted by andrewAAB on :
a brand new
Posted by jordanreed on :
banana tree. Her
Posted by Peaser01 on :
awfully tiny chit-szu
Posted by jordanreed on :
got stuck up
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
in a small...
Posted by andrewAAB on :
box. Mary not
Posted by andrewAAB on :
knowing what to
Posted by andrewAAB on :
do called the
Posted by andrewAAB on :
cops. Meanwhile jimmy
Posted by andrewAAB on :
poured gasoline on
Posted by andrewAAB on :
the box. He
Posted by andrewAAB on :
then lit it.
Posted by andrewAAB on :
After jimmy finshed
Posted by andrewAAB on :
eating his smoked
Posted by andrewAAB on :
chit-suz. Jimmy tried
Posted by Peaser01 on :
this stupid clown
Posted by jordanreed on :
on his little
Posted by BuyTex on :
solar powered minibike
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
the wheelie bar....
Posted by jordanreed on :
stuck far in...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
a thick pile..
Posted by Ramius on :
of the smelliest
Posted by Blue#1 on :
the exhaust pipe
Posted by LEO on :
...had ever smelled.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
So i said...
Posted by LEO on :
"Yo man, where's...
Posted by BuyTex on :
the best place...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
to find some...
Posted by LEO on :
sweet smelling incense...
Posted by Homer J. on :
tastes like chicken
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
but smell's like...
Posted by BuyTex on :
essence of wild
Posted by LEO on :
pure sweet honey
Posted by jordanreed on :
mustard, gooseberry pie.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Then I saw...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
the great white
Posted by vg on :
piece of ****
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
it swam so ...
Posted by jordanreed on :
much faster than...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
aquaman on crack...
Posted by ohdagagain on :
and was bigger...
Posted by jordanreed on :
than my engorged
Posted by Ramius on :
albino potbellied pig.
Posted by YunGFree on :
Needless to say...
Posted by jordanreed on :
we all came...
Posted by YunGFree on :
extremely close to...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
eatin' some acid....
Posted by YunGFree on :
covered jellybeans from...
Posted by trgamma2 on :
the partystore behind...
lol, too funny!
Posted by BuyTex on :
...and then--COLORS
Posted by jordanreed on :
of naked strawberries.
Posted by Blue#1 on :
swam into my
Posted by jordanreed on :
glory hole. Suddenly
Posted by BuyTex on :
crack-headed Aquaman reappeared
Posted by jordanreed on :
under the yellow
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
dolfin piss smiling...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
feanin' another hit...
Posted by BuyTex on :
" 'feanin' " did I...
Posted by svrider650 on :
Where's My Money???
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Have you seen....
Posted by YunGFree on :
Waldo?...Where's Waldo!?"
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
he's knee deep....
Posted by BuyTex on :
in mojo filter
Posted by YunGFree on :
I hope he...
Posted by Ramius on :
gets found soon.
Posted by jordanreed on :
somehow there must
Posted by YunGFree on :
be a way...
Posted by jordanreed on :
to squeeze sticky...
Posted by YunGFree on :
"Sticky"'s my dog.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
I said what...
Posted by YunGFree on :
the hell would...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
an elephant be...
Posted by Ramius on :
chasing sticky for?
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Then came poky.....
Posted by BuyTex on :
in elephant pajamas...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
with his trunk....
Posted by jordanreed on :
sniffin every little...
Posted by BuyTex on :
nook and granny
Posted by Blue#1 on :
of grandma's trousers.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Then i found...
Posted by jordanreed on :
that I liked
Posted by BuyTex on :
your nubile nanny!
Posted by jordanreed on :
she had huge
Posted by Ramius on :
quote:Originally posted by BuyTex: nook and granny
LOL, sniffing every nook and granny(eeewwwwwwww), it's nook and cranny.
Posted by renrob05 on :
hands that grabbed...
Posted by YunGFree on :
me in places...
Posted by Ramius on :
I dare not
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
put my nose.
Posted by YunGFree on :
or my finger
Posted by jordanreed on :
"Yummy", I said...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
to sticky, who
Posted by YunGFree on :
tasted like chicken
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
but looked like...
Posted by Northerlights#5 on :
George Walker Bush
Posted by Blue#1 on :
but smelled like
Posted by Northerlights#5 on :
my wet dog
Posted by jordanreed on :
Reagans rotting corpse...
Posted by jordanreed on :
Sorry
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
That was bad....
Posted by YunGFree on :
luck I thought...
Posted by jordanreed on :
but kinda funny...
Posted by BuyTex on :
enough to jettison
Posted by Blue#1 on :
out to space
Posted by BuyTex on :
with thirteen of
Posted by jordanreed on :
the virgin elks
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
and Wookie excrement...
Posted by jordanreed on :
all rolled up...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
in a small...
Posted by BuyTex on :
perfectly executed holograhic...
Posted by BuyTex on :
quote:Originally posted by BuyTex: perfectly executed holographic...
Posted by svrider650 on :
Tropical Fish Tank
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Anyway's i thought....
Posted by renrob05 on :
Ktrain's beautiful mother...
Posted by jordanreed on :
should give me...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
one million dollar's....
Posted by Blue#1 on :
worth of fish
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
cause Ktrain's RICH!!!!
Posted by jordanreed on :
Anyways..Once she
Posted by Blue#1 on :
established a trust
Posted by YunGFree on :
fund for little
Posted by Upside on :
Choo Choo Train,
Posted by YunGFree on :
things got interesting;
Posted by renrob05 on :
Ktrain didn't have...
Posted by BuyTex on :
hero worship syndrome...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
...but worships purlgurl
Posted by YunGFree on :
who's freakin hot!
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
Like dry ice...
Posted by Art on :
in molten lava
Posted by Peaser01 on :
whose tiny bum
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
conjures elephantidae thoughts...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
from many minds
Posted by Blue#1 on :
of the forbidden
Posted by Art on :
fruits of desire
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
harvested by Bobbit...
Posted by BuyTex on :
and multiplied by...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
a zero remainder...
Posted by BuyTex on :
of the time...
Posted by Art on :
that I had
Posted by BuyTex on :
momentous time-wave-sub-particle over-expectations...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
but I digress...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
i love smurf's............
AND BEER!!
Posted by BuyTex on :
and pot and whiskey...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
ahhhhhhhhh good pot....
Posted by BuyTex on :
and headin back
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
to the bong.
Posted by BuyTex on :
lol, it's bhong...
Posted by BuyTex on :
he thought, realizing
Posted by jordanreed on :
that sweet weed...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
ruined his life....
Posted by BuyTex on :
so he got
Posted by jordanreed on :
stoned again. However
Posted by Art on :
then he saw
Posted by BuyTex on :
"Hotbox Yoga Party"...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
put on flip-flop's...
Posted by BuyTex on :
, screamed "Margarita time!"...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
Jimmy Buffet said...
Posted by drew on :
Wasted away again
Posted by Peaser01 on :
on Molsen Brador
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
and White Lightning...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
I like big
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
yo-yo's on short....
Posted by Peaser01 on :
trading with ho-ho's
Posted by BuyTex on :
double-trouble waitresses who
Posted by jordanreed on :
twiddle the diddle...
Posted by BuyTex on :
smackn n middle...
Posted by man4apenny on :
at your convenience
Posted by BuyTex on :
killed da ryhme
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
so sometime's.....I...
Posted by BuyTex on :
drop a dime...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
kick a mime
Posted by bdgee on :
in a bum's
Posted by Peaser01 on :
bright red eyes.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
We can't ryhme...
Posted by Peaser01 on :
very good because
Posted by Art on :
my sanity clause
Posted by Art on :
expired with time
Posted by jordanreed on :
Slowly I sunk
Posted by BuyTex on :
into the slime...
Posted by jordanreed on :
of the bubbling
Posted by Art on :
quicksand of mind
Posted by Peaser01 on :
I like peanuts
Posted by Art on :
roasted in shells
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
and hell's bell's...
Posted by BuyTex on :
--*IF* nobody tells---
Posted by Art on :
but sin sells
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Because I've been...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
buying GVRP stock...
Posted by BuyTex on :
with salacious thoughts...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
about beautiful mermaid's.....
Posted by BuyTex on :
with choctaw names...
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,tatonka was one.....
Posted by BuyTex on :
Chahta Okpulot Taha!
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
No more crazy....
Posted by BuyTex on :
looks! she screamed
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
"you dirty mother....
Posted by BuyTex on :
of naked shorts...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
stick it in.....
Posted by BuyTex on :
gvrp's ear, then
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
i flew too....
Posted by BuyTex on :
close to the
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
infamous cookoo's nest...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
and there was....
Posted by trailster on :
nothing left to
Posted by Art on :
do but go
Posted by YunGFree on :
for broke and
Posted by jordanreed on :
hide the salami.
Posted by YunGFree on :
It's amazing how
Posted by Art on :
a hidden salami
Posted by YunGFree on :
can attract such
Posted by jordanreed on :
sexy little girls...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
to my parent's
Posted by BuyTex on :
quietly powerful attorney...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
If everybody could...
Posted by BuyTex on :
only see the...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
oppurtunity of a
Posted by jordanreed on :
bull-headed surgeon...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
named squidwerd, then....
Posted by thebluedog on :
to the moon!
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
With Marvin the....
Posted by trailster on :
asparagus gave him
Posted by BuyTex on :
a verdant complexion
Posted by jordanreed on :
equal to my...
Posted by Ramius on :
great aunt betsy.
Posted by jordanreed on :
She had red...
Posted by trailster on :
pajamas and a
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
pet rock named ...
Posted by Ramius on :
Raphael. She always
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
flushed the toilet...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
using her tongue...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
using her tongue...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
... ,but once she
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
stuck her head...
Posted by Upside on :
in my lap...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
what a feelin'.
Posted by Upside on :
I was reelin...
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in some big...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
from sexual healin'...
Posted by Upside on :
because Mama kin...
Posted by BuyTex on :
always instigate dealin'...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
some good crack!!!
Posted by BuyTex on :
cuz my boy...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
smokes that chit...
Posted by jordanreed on :
until he cant..
Posted by YunGFree on :
find his willy
Posted by jordanreed on :
unless he puts...
Posted by YunGFree on :
neon lights on
Posted by Upside on :
the tip of...
Posted by jordanreed on :
my huge wienerschnitzel.
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
In that case...
Posted by jordanreed on :
I'll slather mustard...
Posted by Upside on :
in a bun...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
upside down and ...
Posted by Upside on :
put my schnitzel...
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
right side up....
Posted by jordanreed on :
beyond the hairy...
Posted by Blue#1 on :
point of no
Posted by Chadsly on :
resale value. After
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
trimming the bushe's...
Posted by Chadsly on :
I watered the
Posted by Albireo on :
duckies and milked
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
the elephant's trunk!!
Posted by Chadsly on :
which was nice
Posted by Upside on :
for the elephant...
Posted by BuyTex on :
in my pajamas...
Posted by jordanreed on :
which were blown...
Posted by YunGFree on :
out of proportion
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
relitave to it's....
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Truthful size and
Posted by BuyTex on :
calibrated pleasure quotient
Posted by trailster on :
according to Marvin.
Posted by BuyTex on :
Marvin! Why that...
Posted by jordanreed on :
butthead, he's the...
Posted by YunGFree on :
idiot responsible for...
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
Donald Trumps toupee...
Posted by BuyTex on :
, a thinly veiled
Posted by jordanreed on :
replication of lobster...
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
and crawdaddy boyfriend...
Posted by jordanreed on :
generously equipt with
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
gnat sized pereiopod...
Posted by BuyTex on :
frumah pink crustacean
Posted by Blue#1 on :
that crawled all
Posted by YunGFree on :
night searching for...
Posted by BuyTex on :
a blue-green crustacean...
Posted by Chadsly on :
sandwich. All the
Posted by jordanreed on :
mealy-mouthed pigeons...
Posted by Chadsly on :
pooped on my
Posted by Ktrain420 on :
rusted shopping cart...
Posted by YunGFree on :
full of popsicles
Posted by Chadsly on :
MMMMM! Popsicles! Unfortunately,
Posted by Purl Gurl on :
juice bags now...
Posted by Chadsly on :
do not exist.
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They've been replaced...
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with big fat...
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frozen bull frogs
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we want eazy
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, breezy covergirls. Hypothetically,
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they only sweat...
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at night, so...
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being creative, I
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turned off the
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A/C and closed
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all the holes...
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that were in
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my dirty underware...
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drawer. However, those
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damn ant's in...
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my dreams are...
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chasing all of
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the big beautiful
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$$'s around the
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back of my
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Orkin Man truck.
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Picked up the
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basket full of
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monkey's and tossed...
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'em out 'cause ...
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monkeys engulfed my...
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wallet and keys.
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Huh, now that's
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a pain in
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nanoland's very smallest
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clandestine journey into
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deep space with...
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giant squirrel nuts
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and popcorn-flavored jellybeans,
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not believing the
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rumor about the
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giant man eating
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purple Barney. So
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I called Barney ...
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and said, Barney...
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why did you...
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take that child...
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land sakes alife
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she's only 8...
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out of 10
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Bo rates ten...
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again and again
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my heart beat...
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wonrdrously beyond normal
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sounds like its
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coming from deep
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trouble, uh oh.
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something ravished my...
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sweet little bippy...
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boo-boo from behind.
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I liked it
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slippery and red...
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greasy and grimmey....
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snortin and smokin...
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, pumpin and dumpin
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, humpin' and jumpin'...
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til I couldnt...
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do it no..
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more--right then
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I yelled, phuck...
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in an effort
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lacking personal conviction...
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ohhhhhhhhhh what-a dixon...
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no, a vixen...
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, I started lickin'....
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dat leftover chicken
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but the vixen
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went to church
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to sooth her...
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need for the
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tasty little crackers
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mule dung makes
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lamp shades better
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suprisingly. I never
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saw open soars
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on her thighs...
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the way I
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was stareing at
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the doctors warning
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to not touch...
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her sisters perfect
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little mole on
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the watermelon flavored
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sweet spot, which
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was pretty juicy...
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ahhh, reminds me
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that sweet melons...
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That I like...
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on her grandmother
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bending over on...
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that old stump
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so I took...
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grannys bloomers off...
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and called Rover
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to come sniff...
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my grilled-cheese sandwich.
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that I pressed
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on my nipple
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, grilled-cheese, nipple sandwich
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with extra nipple.
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special sauce and
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hot,juicy,buns!
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Granny's hot buns...
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passed on to...
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bologna boobs my...
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self-reflection over spammers
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brought attention to...
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the size of
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Grannys carbunkle that...
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shook violently very
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upsetting to Frank
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the narc. Meanwhile...
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Rover was busy...
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tearing up spammers
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, poor spammers, Rover's...
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bad about that.
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If it wasnt...
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for ol' Rover...
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we would be
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shaving our genitals...
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then they itch...
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on our heels...
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but the hair...
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grows back and...
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kissed its own..
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butt.I dont...
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like the taste...
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of butt,but...
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sometimes you've just...
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gotta ask yourself
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if its worth...
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the sheer amount
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of ecstasy delayed....
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until blast off.
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I crawled from....
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the black lagoon...
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where angry chimpanzees...
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shoved their bananas...
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up the noses...
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of the many
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meaningless mindless minions...
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with one thumb..
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and three index
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cards--indigo, oversized--
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Serpent's Tooth, Bond...
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for my only
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teak-lined mahogany
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high lining fishboat
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that sank when...
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large rioting fish
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pulled the cork
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outta the rear...
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of the car
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Suddenly something strange...
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.0003 fathoms down...
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happened while I...
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was sitting on ....
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my starfish that...
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touched my rosey...
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under side of...
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secret, hydroponic dreams:
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and flatulent nightmares... Posted by Ktrain420 on :
It burned like...
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A rageing case
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of Taco Bell...
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"...Here, Lizard, Lizard"
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