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Posted by Dustoff101 on :

I don't think she could handle, my let it be natural look.

Posted by Peaser01 on :

Would that be your body hair, or your actual lawn. lol

Posted by Dustoff101 on :

Both!! peaser..I am coming up with all kinds of ideas to avoid yard work..The all natural scheme seems to be the most easy and has the most promise..She won't let me use the gas company is coming to put in the new gas lines excuse any more....She finally realized we don't use gas.

[ April 10, 2005, 16:01: Message edited by: Dustoff101 ]

Posted by Peaser01 on :

LOL. Tell her you misspoke and you meant the electrical company is coming to lay some piping for new wires they're installing. LOL!

Posted by Dustoff101 on :

Man O Man, now I did it. 6 months on the couch for me. I could'nt edit it fast enough. Thanks pesear, now my peaceful Sunday morning is not so peacful. She is a beautiful blonde and she is pizzed. Last I saw her, she was dangling the tool shed keys,, and she wasn't laughing.

Posted by Peaser01 on :

ha, ha.

I know the feeling. I've been told for the last two weeks that I'm spending too much time on the computer.

Posted by Dustoff101 on :

I might try the endangered plant species ploy.

Posted by glassman on :

go out in the yard and catch a bug...tell her it feeds on the plants and it's endangered.. [Big Grin]

Posted by Dustoff101 on :

Bugs won't work, but cover for the Deer might.

Posted by glassman on :

plant corn then...
every time i planted my paltry 2 acres of corn? they ate it before it got a foot tall...
had to have a 3 acre garden for a "damage permit" to shoot 'em out of season....didn't feel like clearing the other acre...

Posted by Dustoff101 on :

Hmmmmm...2 acres ? I would never find my own house.

Posted by Dustoff101 on :

If Martha Stewart would agree to square away my yard..I would start a campaign to secure a Presidential pardon for her...She then could have her felony removed so she can vote for her soul mate Hillary..

I could then trade stocks, go fishing, and drink beer with a clear conscience!!!!

[ April 15, 2005, 20:49: Message edited by: Dustoff101 ]