2--you have every firewall software isntalled and working at all times-- you only buy CD's

3--you buy all your stock thru you the local utility dividend re-investment plan and attend all public shareholder meetings

4-- you have a well diversified portfolio and they are all NYSE "bluechip"

5--you keep 80% of your portfolio in the same group as #4 but you occasionally look to the NASDAQ and you buy only stocks above 7$ no matter what

6--you keep 80% of your portfolio in cat#5 and you are willing to go as low as 1$ on NASD once in a while

7-you keep 80% of your portfolio in DOW blue chips and you are open to almost anything else with the rest

8--you have 50% of your portfolio NYSE and NASD the rest you daytrade as fast as you can--

9--you daytrade every bit of your savings as fast as you can. You would be willing to spend 10K$ to build a good barrel and go over Niagara falls to get on the evening news

10--you aren't here either because if you ever get any money you spend it at the racetrack the next day after you buy $50 woth of powerball tix. You would be willing to go over Niagara falls in a waste disposal barrel wearing a high school football helmet and pads just for the rush.

please feel free to add to this--LOL half numbers would be good or just add in extra on the quotes.

Clearly there is no rating high enough
for bozos like us trading penny stocks.

Hey, we are mondo beyondo risk takers.
Some might even rightfully say we are
blithering idiots!

We are also very talented investors putting
the big boys on Wall Street to shame. They
know so little compared to us.

Consider this. Think Disney, IBM, Cisco
or even Micro$oft will show gains of
100%, 300%, 1000% in a month?

Of course, we take those kinds of losses
as well! Takes guts to trade like we do.

Those big boys over on Wall Street have
guts alright, which well explains this
popularity of health bars, exercise clubs
and fat farms, amongst them.

Penny traders, we are beyond red line
off the scale ratings for risk.

G-MAN,

I AM A DDDDEFINITE-I SAY DDDEFINITE 8.5 ON THE RICKTER. KINDA-SORTA--WELL YOU KNOW--LIKE MOST OF THE TIME. UNLESS????? YOU KNOW THE BIG ONE COME'S SCREAMING "BUY ME FOOL". LOL LIKE BOOTS AND COOTS....GOD PROBABLY PUNISHED ME FOR SUBLIMINAL THOUGHTS OF OIL FIRES BURNING OUT OF CONTROL IN IRAQ--MORNING NOON AND NIGHT FOR MONTHS ON END. WOW.. FLASHBACK..

RAMBO--YOU OUT DID YOURSELF THIS TIME. I AM ROLLIN'. DOES ANYONE ELSE JUST SIT AT THE COMPUTER AND LAUGH OUT LOUD???

WE NEED TO START A DAY TRADERS 12 STEP PROGRAM...HI--MY NAME IS DIANA...I AM A RECOVERING DAY TRADER...I HAVE BEEN CLEAN, SOBER AND BROKE FOR 3 HOURS. YOU KNOW SINCE THE MARKET CLOSED TODAY. ANYONE HERE INTERESTED IN A 2003 CANDY APPLE RED CORVETTE CONVERTIBLE. LOW MILES. I WILL TAKE PAYMENTS. MEET ME AFTER THE MEETING TONIGHT.

PURL AND F-PICKS,

WE ARE OFF THE HOOK!!! ANOTHER BREED!! A TOTAL RUSH!! THE DOWN THO IS THE ALL TIME DOWN. LOSING IS LIKE A CRACK ADDICT LOOKING FOR A FIX. JONES'N FOR THE MARKET TO OPEN. STAYING UP ALL NIGHT AT THE COMPUTER COMING UP WITH A PLAN TO OPEN UP A CAN OF WHUP A-S ON THOSE MO FO'S WHO ROBBED YOU.

YEAH NEO--LETS BE HONEST. WE ARE ALL 25+ BUT 8.5 JUST SOUNDS SO GOOOOOOOD!!!!

YOU NEED TO POST THIS ON THE DOWN UNDER WITH A LINK.

GREAT FUN!!

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Originally posted by glassman:
I'm hoping that a few people will edit it into an even better post before we throw it to the dogs-LOL

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DEFINITION OF A BOTTOM FEEDER:

BUY USGA AT 1.25 AND SELL FOR 1.65....

WADDA RUSH!!!!

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Originally posted by glassman:
Diana-- Scottrade just made me a daytrader--did they change your trading cash category to DayTrade BP??--I never do more than 4 in 5days i don't get it.

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I HAVE TO CARRY 25,000 IN MY SCOTTRADE ACCOUNT. I HAVE BEEN A DAYTRADER IN THAT ACCOUNT SINCE I GOT GOT CAUGHT TRYING TO CHEAT THE FREE RIDE RULE.

ONE OF STIPULATIONS OF KEEPING MY SCOTTRADE ACCOUNT. THAT AND TRANSFERING 10,000 EQUITY IN STOCKS FROM ONE OF MY AMERITRADE ACCOUNTS.

SINCE THEN I OPENED ACCOUNTS THERE IN MY KIDS NAMES JUST FOR BACKUP. LOL I REALLY LIKE SCOTTRADE. MY ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED TO A SELL ONLY STATIS FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS WHILE I WAS BEGGING TO GET IT BACK. WORST 3 WEEKS OF MY LIFE.

I LIKE AMERITRADE BUT WHOLE TRADING SYSTEM AND EXECUTION TAKES ME LONGER. I THINK THIS COULD BE THAT I AM JUST MORE CONFORTABLE AND KNOWLEDGABLE ABOUT SCOTTRATE SYSTEMS AND SCREENS.