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So lately my woman has been working a lot of late shifts, and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario -- the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence. If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.
I asked her once what they were doing, and she said, "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway,and I'm hiding behind this mountain of saxophone cases. While waiting for whatever is happening out there to finish, I see something that I just couldn't believe! I have a broken hinge on my Tenor case!! So, is this something I could go to my regular tech to ask to fix or would I go back to the manufacturer? __________________
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Of course, if you can find an inexpensive used case of the exact same type, you could replace the hinge that is broken with one from that case. Or maybe if it is as good, keep it and toss the case with the broken hinge.
Personally, as a life long Mr. Fixit, I'd probably delve into the drawers of my workbench and find some baling wire, which has been a trusted and standard repair method for over a century. If baling wire isn't available and you can get your hands on an old fashioned wire coat hanger, you can use that in a pinch.
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i read the same joke except it was hiding behind a golf bag and he notices a crack in shaft of one of his clubs. good stuff
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I think jg wants pictures of your girlfriend Jordan
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That pic reminds me of a movie. The ultimate sexiest woman I have ever see in my life. The movie was based on vampires and she was dancing on the table with a snake. I'll try to google it. She was hot!!!!!
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yeah...I don't even have to watch it--I can see Salma Hayek right now, down to the point of remembering that I thought to myself, "wow...now *that's* the way to have a drink." She may well be the best looking woman on the planet, for my taste...
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uh...Hey now guys....we're still talkin about the girl here right?
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quote:Originally posted by jgrecoconstr: That pic reminds me of a movie. The ultimate sexiest woman I have ever see in my life. The movie was based on vampires and she was dancing on the table with a snake. I'll try to google it. She was hot!!!!!
Yah, Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn... you have to see her in the movie Desperado... OMG... she gets boinked in that movie and is totally nude... I couldnt find a good clip of her in that movie but found this from the movie Dogma:
Btw she's a MILF now since she had a kid and her tata's got bigger... She's half Mexican and half Lebanese...
I been in love with her since I first saw her in the movies Desperado, Fools Rush In and From Dusk Til Dawn... the dance in Dusk was definetly the sexiest most erotic dance i ever seen on film... Here's a commercial she did recently for Campari:
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LMAO! ...her lower unit. LOL! Ain't nothin' wrong with a larger lower unit. unless you can't make it fit...LMAO! ...but, there's drugs for that I guess....he,he,he Posts: 2634 | From: The highway | Registered: Feb 2004
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