Paris Hilton has thrown her hat into the US presidential race, declaring her desire to campaign against "that wrinkly white-haired guy" and threatening to paint the White House pink if elected.
The blond socialite responded to Republican candidate John McCain's controversial use of her image in a campaign television spot last week with a satirical ad of her own posted on the website Funnyordie.com on Tuesday.
In the ad, the 27-year-old appears reclining on a sun lounger beside a swimming pool, dressed only in a skimpy leopard-print bathing costume.
"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too," Hilton declares breezily. "Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot.
"But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead."
Hilton then offers an alternative US energy strategy, suggesting that she plans to combine elements from McCain and Democratic rival Barack Obama.
"We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. ... Energy crisis solved, I'll see you at the debates, *****es!"
Hilton then signs off by declaring that she is now mulling her choices for vice-president. "I'm thinking Rihanna," she said, referring to the singer-songwriter.
"I'll see you at the White House," Hilton adds. "Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!"
-------------------- It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.
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You know the funniest (and saddest) part of that , CashCow?
50 senators don't get it...435 state reps don't get...neither of the two candidates get it...
But vacuous bimbo gets it...
Hilton then offers an alternative US energy strategy, suggesting that she plans to combine elements from McCain and Democratic rival Barack Obama.
"We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. ... Energy crisis solved, I'll see you at the debates, *****es!"
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Does this mean the Hiltons might fail to send in their monthly check to the Republican Party? I thought the very rich operate as a closed shop and membership required that contribution.
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quote:Originally posted by Machiavelli: Bad thing for McCain to pizz off the Hilton Family... they have many powerful and rich friends...
LOL, they won't stop because of his Obama ad. As you can see above, Paris is loving the spot light being on her...again. And if her grandfather's attitude is in any way indicative of family sentiment, they don't seem to be the kind that would bail on the Repubs for mocking her.
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Does this mean the Hiltons might fail to send in their monthly check to the Republican Party? I thought the very rich operate as a closed shop and membership required that contribution.
It is required, Bdgee...kinda like a more expensive version of 'friendship dues.'
quote:Originally posted by bond006: you mean Paris ou 26 year old who screamed for her mother when she had to go to jail. Just an other republican wimp.
Could you try that again? I'm not sure why I'm 'an other republican wimp'.
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quote:Originally posted by bond006: you mean Paris ou 26 year old who screamed for her mother when she had to go to jail. Just an other republican wimp.
Could you try that again? I'm not sure why I'm 'an other republican wimp'.
Clearly, as is repeatedly demonstrated by your post, there are things you don't "see" and, therefore, it isn't a surprise that you can't be sure about them. But they are there, just like the "invisible" beasties Pasteur said were causing milk to spoil and sheep to die of rabies.
Don't feel too bad about it. There were then (and are now) many many truly smart people that couldn't "see" anything to be sure about.
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