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jordanreed
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A drummer walked into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asked the bartender.

"I'll tell you," answered the drummer. "You know, I live by the railway line. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks - like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place."

"Anyway," he continued "to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno” the drummer replied, “never found the head".

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Does anyone know Where this Railway line is located?
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down the block from Jordan?

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I guess she didn't give head lol

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quote:
Originally posted by Machiavelli:
I guess she didn't give head lol
[Big Grin] ....Damn Mach...that was pretty clever [Big Grin]
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turn it up loud! [Big Grin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo9bKdIG_Yw

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